Red Bull doesn't give you fucking wings, it gives you fucking fuzzy eyeballs and an aching kidney, at least after living on 5 to 6 a day for 10 days straight. Kids, don't let people tell you the life of a software developer is all glamour and hot birds, it's ass-numbing, wrist-crushing work.
In other news though I bought a unicycle and got a new keg of Guinness for my kegerator.
In other news though I bought a unicycle and got a new keg of Guinness for my kegerator.
I'll have to think about that and get back to ya!