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noir:
As far as I know, I'm not nicer than anyone. Just occasionally merciful and, more often, creative with my punishment.
toothpickmoe:
That billboard makes an excellent point.
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so tonight at the laundromat, confused after a day of making out with the gardener at work, i was accosted by a shirtless man who wanted me to know intimately about the nerve gas coming up out of the ground...the nerve gas raised by house plants "between here and seattle washington, and on over to china."

i tried to avoid him by making conversations with...
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toothpickmoe:
But I was there. On register even. And there was no shooting. tongue

I'm sorry about my uncle. He's like that.
phxphoto:
Thanks for the comment on Noir's set!! smile
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update is at the bottom, underneath rodan.

man am i spaced out. 1.5 vicodins kick ass. plus sapporo. but why the night before i leave for a trip? plus i'm feeling guilty for not going to the gym yesterday and today. argh. at least i'm mellow right now.

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i've decided on something fun and wacky...something i'm sure no one on this site has attempted...
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pmonkeyesquire:
In my old life I'd have blender parties w/ my 4 bar buddies. each had to bring over two really cheap fifths of booze (five o clock or mohawk) and mixers and candy. then one by one go in teh kitchen and mix it. we'd get rum and scotch with oj, coke, skittles and gummy bears. And then we'd drink it!!!!! puke
geckogirl:
ooh i like this newest name. feels good on. wink
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fine.

i needed a place to put things. drunk when painting. drunk when alone. high at times. random thoughts and poems and such when the time seems right. you are all here and ok, i guess. some of you didn't drop me. i think you rock. and those of you that did, i respect that too. i still love you all.

i love and miss...
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lilje:
kiss
miao!!
kharnalbloodlust:
thank you sir. biggrin
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final retort.

adios. adieu. see ya. hasta la bye bye. have fun.

ooo aaa biggrin

-monkeybutt


and again, for those of you that don't read my journals.




48.

4+8 = 12.

1+2 = 3.

elementary. math is always right, i suppose. unless you choose to live in a different world and ignore rules that have existed for millennia.

i've been doing that since last june, 2004. i've...
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datsun:
(I read that list when you posted it before, but I'm still blushing)

I said that because I was worried that your "bye bye" meant that you were going to get re-zotted. and that makes me sad.
hopey:
frown frown frown frown
Was today the last day?
You will be missed. And thanks for the cock luck.
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there are people here in my home and several in my neighbor's. the mood is one of cautious, drunken joy. carl craig is on the stereo and the sun is shining down bright on us and we're going to have steak and chicken and corn on the cob. i'm trying not to think about 10,000 (or more) dead in louisiana and one of the worst...
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ldwarren:
Too busy here...will catch up with you soon my good good friend. kiss
beckyjane:
Sounds like a delightful picnic! smile
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NOTE: if you are on my friend list, PLEASE read this whole entry.


48.

4+8 = 12.

1+2 = 3.

elementary. math is always right, i suppose. unless you choose to live in a different world and ignore rules that have existed for millennia.

i've been doing that since last june, 2004. i've been living in the world of suicide girls. i've had a lot...
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therevolutionary:
i want to talk and see your side of the spectrum perspective. it would definitley be interesting
noir:
Thanks for doing my survey!
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47.

after just shy of 7 years in los angeles, i have finally taken that great step...i have joined a gym. it's not a scene-y gym. it doesn't even have air conditioning. there's no pilates classes, and there's not a "toddler room." it's just a groovy gym i can either walk or ride my bike to, and it's a place where i can use the...
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toothpickmoe:
Monkey butts, huh? I wonder where that particular turn of phrase came about....

My brother had never seen it either and he's as obssessed as the next Simpsons addict. I had seen it at least twice before and so had the gal we were watching it with. surreal
foxee:
Yes my dear i took the those pictures. It was really dark but i was pretty happy the way it came out biggrin
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daisy:
Thank you.
toothpickmoe:
Oregon was lovely.

And you've become schizophrenic, apparently. biggrin
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lilje:
hm. really? but replies are so good to have...so thanks for writing something anyway wink
flowerofromance:
Too bad they don't have any mp3s up on their website. I'd be curious to hear what they sound like.
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43.

it's FRIDAYYYY!!!!!

whatever

i used to steal semen from my brother's pillowcase and put it on the cupcakes in my fridge.

my name used to be larriconus. i changed it to sam smeede though when i thought i was going to die in the middle of the night. i woke up and thought 'where is my mind? i cannot find it.' and then i was...
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l_f:
crack, huh? That ends in... fisting! skull
d0bermann: