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miss_lady:
HAHAHA, whoops! "I am", I mean. Dur. Sorry, my mind is not on proper sentence structure, I guess.
hotcurry:
It is a wonderful film. I very much enjoyed it.

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sunshine_junkie:
Thank you for the advice my lovable monkey pal, and of course I'd like your email address, sporadic comments are a favourite past time of mine.
I don't want you to leave
It just won't be the same without you *sniffles* Btw that cartoon kinda reminds me a little of a teacher. Maybe it's the jacket? Maybe it's the bag? Why does he have what appears to be a sock hanging out of his suitcase?
I don't want you to leave

seantastic:
Thats not a sock hanging out of the case... thats the arm of a kidnapped stuffed animal! You bastard!
i had a dream i was a fish. i had a dream i poured apple juice into my tank water and had to swim through it. i had a dream i actually slept well.
items to buy today:
1. thin tie (or skinny, if you prefer)
2. white button down shirt
3. black eyeliner
pictures are forthcoming.
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Fine! I can't believe how many "that...
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items to buy today:
1. thin tie (or skinny, if you prefer)
2. white button down shirt
3. black eyeliner
pictures are forthcoming.
****UPDATE
Fine! I can't believe how many "that...
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miss_lady:
Heavily made-up? Very nice.
It's from "Disappointed". Tsk, you call yourself a Moz fanboy.
It's from "Disappointed". Tsk, you call yourself a Moz fanboy.

daghost:
I like apple juice.
I am sitting here on a Friday night, learning how to use capital letters. My wife is watching "Any Given Sunday" in the living room. "It's not about football; it's about power." I'm pretty bummed I missed my boy Mozzer at the Wiltern, so I'm playing my favorite album by him, Vauxhall And I. I love this damn album. I might be committing some...
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lilje:
that party sounded like fun. hope you take pics or come with descriptions 

miss_lady:
Hello.
Excuse me, Morrissey was my man first (that is a joke).
Have a nice day.
Excuse me, Morrissey was my man first (that is a joke).
Have a nice day.
There's a storm outside, and the gap between crack and thunder
Crack and thunder, is closing in, is closing in
The rain floods gutters, and makes a great sound on the concrete
On a flat roof, there's a boy leaning against the wall of rain
Aerial held high, calling "come on thunder, come on thunder"
Sometimes, when I look deep in your eyes, I swear...
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Crack and thunder, is closing in, is closing in
The rain floods gutters, and makes a great sound on the concrete
On a flat roof, there's a boy leaning against the wall of rain
Aerial held high, calling "come on thunder, come on thunder"
Sometimes, when I look deep in your eyes, I swear...
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lucyfur:
Yes! Lizards too!
And birds and toads!
I love Florida!
And birds and toads!
I love Florida!
lucyfur:
Yes! Lizards too!
And birds and toads!
I love Florida!
And birds and toads!
I love Florida!
An iguana lurches into a general store. He appears drunk. He hits the door frame on the way in and almost knocks over a display of tomato soup cans. Behind the counter of the general store there is a penguin. He is smoking an unknown substance from a corncob pipe and reading The Iliad. The iguana sidles up to the counter, a sly, knowing grin...
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monkeybutt:
i had a dream that the apartment building across the street had cracked in half and was sagging into the ground. there were cranes lifting it up. the air felt and smelled like san francisco. then, i'm walking to a large festival. there is a place where someone named denise is. always there has been a black widow living here, but a tarantula hawk has taken its place.


johnclement:
Brook Jacoby played third base for the Indians. Garfield 1 2323 was the jingle for a storm window company, I think. Used to hear that commercial all the time in the mid-80s
ok, ok. so i'm getting alot of people asking me, both by email and phone calls, to explain the origins of BALUMPUS. i think that last night alone i had zero requests, but i had stopped counting by then.
so...
on a faraway night from my younger years, when i was 17, i was at my high school gym, watching my high school basketball team,...
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on a faraway night from my younger years, when i was 17, i was at my high school gym, watching my high school basketball team,...
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seantastic:
DAMN YOU!

lilje:
heh. me too. hence the pilates! 

Balumpus.
i come now to you to ask for your acceptance of the new identity.
Balumpus.
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if i have deleted you from my list of friends, it is for a good reason. it is because i feel we have nothing in common and comments in your journal have begun to feel like a rote machination, like a chore. don't take it personally, and don't...
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i come now to you to ask for your acceptance of the new identity.
Balumpus.
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if i have deleted you from my list of friends, it is for a good reason. it is because i feel we have nothing in common and comments in your journal have begun to feel like a rote machination, like a chore. don't take it personally, and don't...
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scirkuit:
sounds like something from a dr. seuss story
lilje:
takk takk takk takk! skulle nske jeg hadde en uke til though . which means: thanks thanks thanks thanks! wish i had one more week though. but i'm getting some theory into it now. maybe not the best ever, but.... i'll pass it. hopefully. how's your day been? i should go to sleep now. it's five in the morning, and i'm going to work in twelve hours.....



A man and his dog are walking in the park. The man is carrying peanuts to feed to any birds he might happen to see. He is wearing a green bowler hat. The dog is smoking a cigar. He has no hat. The pond they are passing is green with the algae of lost years. The sky is grey like dull silver. The trees are...
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ldwarren:
. Cool descriptions. a voice the color of decay..good!


seantastic:
I enjoy the smell of a womans tooth brush.
Yes, that was scintillating, thank you. You should prepare to be blown away, too.
YES! Wine of the Month delivered today! Cross your fingers for me that it's not white (