monkey13

Yet another fun day in paradise!! I've got 2 weddings to go to in the next two weeks. My uncle is getting married (for a third time I think) this weekend in leavenworth (read small psedu-bavarian town in the mountains.. that my parents retired to) and good friends are getting married next weekend in San Deigo. So shit monkeys here comes travel and bride's maids!

These will be the first weddings I have ever attended that I didn't intend on getting drunk at. Usually I'm the one to make a scene at weddings. I was removed from my brothers reception because I was no longer able to stand and made some heads turn at my friend Ryan's wedding when I came running in from outside when everyone was dancing and did the Saturday Night fever knee slide 20ft+ into the wall. Everyone was actually pretty amazed and poured me another beer. My sister didn't allow alcohol at her wedding because of how drunk I was at my brother's wedding. So we hung out with the reverend (my cousin's husband) and drank beers out of his trunk in the parking lot. At my other friend's wedding on Captial Hill I got so trashed that the Groom had to drive me home after the wedding. I felt pretty damn bad about that one. Weddings are fine, but I'm really there for the reception. You can't put a price on free alcohol and food... because it's FREE!!