monkey13:
oddities from the nether regions
God bless alcohol and the bartenders you know and love. Went to one of my old stomping grounds last night after work and ended up staying there till close (4 hours or so) drinking and talking. My whole tab (4 beers 3 shots of whiskey and a pack of smokes) came to $12 bless her soul.
Woke up still a little buzzed, which made the...
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Woke up still a little buzzed, which made the...
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Well well what a weekend. I went to the SG Seattle extravangze after rear-ending a 2003 ford explorer and not having insurance (yeah I know I'm fawking re-tar-dead). Everything's settled now though. I just owe the lady I hit 102,400 pennys. I had a blast, and pretty drunk at the end. I'm glad I went I wasn't going to after the accident but I knew...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools he must come in contact with every day.
Ernest Hemingway
Healing and physical therapy suck big ol' ass. I've got a month to go before getting almost completely back to normal but for the time being it's a pain in the ass. Had some mighty drinking times this past week...
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Ernest Hemingway
Healing and physical therapy suck big ol' ass. I've got a month to go before getting almost completely back to normal but for the time being it's a pain in the ass. Had some mighty drinking times this past week...
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elan:
Thanks for the conversation the other night. I tend to always get in long talks when I go out. Anyway... it was great meeting you! 
Well I'm back at work again. The long process of healing broken bones has started. I didn't realize how extensive the surgery on my right wrist was till tuesday.
I've got a 4 1/2 inch metal plate with 5 screws in the little bastard now. I've already started doing hand exercises trying to minimize the time spent out of productivity. I now have a new...
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I've got a 4 1/2 inch metal plate with 5 screws in the little bastard now. I've already started doing hand exercises trying to minimize the time spent out of productivity. I now have a new...
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Well I'm stuck typing with my one working left hand. So now the damage totoal for this punch drunk punk in the past two weeks is as follows:
1 fractured left wrist
1 fractured left elbow
2 fully broken right wrist
Pretty fuct up. Last wednesday I got two permanent screws in my right arm to hold both shattered bones together. Oh yeah, it's been...
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1 fractured left wrist
1 fractured left elbow
2 fully broken right wrist
Pretty fuct up. Last wednesday I got two permanent screws in my right arm to hold both shattered bones together. Oh yeah, it's been...
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mistersatan:
Will do- been too damn long. You'll have to email me your digits again, though- I lost my fucking phone today, had to get a replacement.
Ahh yeah, another day with a broken wrist and hangover. Atleast it friday and I can legitimately sleep in. Then go party like it's on sale for $1.99.
I say it's bar-b-que time also. I'm tired of microwaving cold pizza for dinner!!
I say it's bar-b-que time also. I'm tired of microwaving cold pizza for dinner!!
Well after shattering my wrist last week because some retard took the bolts off of my front tire (most likely to steal the fucker) my elbows been fucking with me more and more. I finally get to have it xray'd tomorrow. Hope I get some fawkin pain killers for this one.
Oh yeah, this has been one of those fun ass months.
Oh yeah, this has been one of those fun ass months.