A confession.

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My whole life I have been the outsider. There's never been a place that I ever felt I belonged, or a group of people that I felt understood me. Maybe I'm too picky. Maybe I'm a jerk. Maybe I'm missing some essential ingredient that will draw people in and make them stay.

Maybe it's the stainless steel operating table in my basement. I tell people...
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mojo7673:
@pipercadence your blogs say different. You are fricking brilliant.
bluefairy_celia:
I've never really belonged anywhere either. I've always felt out of place. I've had different types of friends and even people who are close to me call me creepy and awkward. I find it funny at this point, but I know how you feel. 

The Tourist's Guide to Australia.

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Tourists often ask us "Is Australia as dangerous as they say?".

It's a fair question. We have a ridiculous number of the world's most venomous snakes, spiders and sea life. And when we say venomous, we don't mean a little rash. It's venomous as in "oh fuck, I would rather cut off my arm than endure this. ".

Here's a pointer. The Australian...
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viridiana:
Cassowarys kill more people in Australia than any other animal! Also, when I lived at my old place, something I was putting in the soil for my plants must have done something to the spiders - I had redbacks the size of huntsmen, I found one that had killed a skink by wrapping it in its web and choking it with it's own tail. There was also a funnel web I found in a bucket that was probably the size of a bird spider. It took crushing it with a stick, dousing it in kerosine, setting it on fire and then drowning it to kill it. The redbacks I left alone because I'd rather them than snails in my garden :P
pipercadence:
I think you should also mention the great emu war of 1932.  Those bastards were unstoppable.  And they are still waiting, planning. 

The SG experience.

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Boobs. Bums. Vagina. Tatts. This is Girls Gone Wil.....oh wait no it's Suicide Girls. Much better. It's like Mecca for perving. Full of interesting people with raw, honest stories. A lot of it isn't uplifting but life isn't a fantasy land. I would rather honesty than upbeat lies and fake smiles.

Everyone here has a special code name. It's like a spy movie with more...
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angela14:
Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying sorting through all your blogs.. Your writing is great and your descrptions are hysterical! ..Be back soon, gone to get popcorn
bluefairy_celia:
I wish I could write like you! Your blogs are very interesting bs different. They're not just plain Jane or anything. :)

A Night In With Honey Birdette

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So I'm treated to a viewing of Honey Birdette's online store. "This is hot," I think to myself, with picture upon picture of exotic lingerie wrapped around a model that is full figured, red haired, green eyed. Utterly gorgeous.

For a red blooded man, this is ordinarily the gateway to Nirvana. By which I mean the Buddhist paradise and not the flannel clad, stringy haired...
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quinnh:
The red head you are talking about is actually originally from Perth! Tiah is such a beautiful person, inside and out. I've spoken to her a couple of times. Biggest girl crush ever! And can I just say those eggs save someone like me when you have the weakest hands ever and are giving a hand job hahah. Like seriously, my hands cramp after eating a few bits of popcorn, weakling! 
viridiana:
Haha, JARVIS is my computer crush everyday ;)

Skyrim and the Eightfold Path of RPG Stupidity.

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I fire up a new game and am eager to build a character from a choice of humans, pointy eared humans, and anthropomorphic cats and lizards. Attempt feebly to create a creature of surpassing beauty. Instead come up with a character that looks like a dog chewed pair of sandals were left in a hot car. Decide that my Dragonborn is still the sharpest looking...
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_finklestein_:
Hands down, in my top 3 games...
tarot:
Hahaha thanks this game me a much needed giggle! 😄

Metal Gear: The Rage Quitter.

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Sneak through bushes, under trucks, over rooftops. Carefully plan a route. Tag soldiers to see where they go. Adopt Sterling Archer and his 100% situational awareness.

Crawl into the world's smallest patch of grass...because nothing conceals fully grown men in combat armour like a poorly maintained tuft of Kikuyu.

Guard 1: "Hey look, there's an untidy mop of hair and a bandana sticking out from...
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Music.

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So, something positive. A blog about music I cry! But let's do it without ragging on the youngsters.

Good music is of course subjective. It's whatever makes your feet stomp, your hands clap and your heart pound.

It's the indefinable something in a voice or a lyric or a chord that makes you take your clothes off anddance like a crazy. Hopefully that doesn't...
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pipercadence:
Lol, oh do please. Rag on this youngster. 

What's wrong with Australia?

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From the top down. The Prime Minister eats raw onions like Cheetos. Government openly says that bigotry is ok. Media don't challenge any of it.

A nation more concerned with whether Topshop has a sale on than decisions that will echo down decades and generations.

"It's boring" the people on the street say. Well boring is what the hateful and the greedy want. Boring lets...
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mipha:
Ugh... I try to avoid hearing anything about him. Not only is he a fool, but so is the whole Liberal Party for not outing him like Labour did with K-Rudd all those years ago! Becausr of some of the new legislations I can't get disability payments anymore... nor can I work full time. It's bullshit
quinnh:
Abbott is fucked uuupppppppppp. I know his daughters somewhat socially and just omfg. CAN HE NOT

Stream of Thought.

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I applaud when the bullfighter gets seriously hurt by the bull. I snicker when a bully gets beaten. I will back the underdog no matter what. Call it a legacy of being the underdog myself one time too many. They say being bullied builds character. It does, but you can't build without clearing away the rubble first, you get me?

It's an interesting question,...
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pipercadence:
Oh oh I'm using my phone so I don't know how to post videos.  I'll put on my blog.  For you.
pipercadence:
And as to your blog.  It's nice to think that way.  I love it.  I get lost in it.  Fuck I'm 21. And there are a lot of scars.  Will I be writing this time traveling letter ever ten years or so?  When can I stop writing these letters? I'm guessing...never.

Fun with Periscope.

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So I tried a test of Periscope to see how broadcasting works ( sans my sexy Jabba the Hutt cosplay outfit ), and I still think I look like a thumb on screen. I might have to give this some more thought...but i'm really looking forward to being asked to open balls.

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