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Insights into Modern Dating.

Dec 21, 2015
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I have spent hours 'prepping' to meet a 'woman'. Apparently, 'women' can now be found everywhere ranging from supermarkets to Sponge Bath Day down at the old folks home. Chances are good I will meet a 'woman' and be approved to mate with her soon.

My prep involves delicate selection of 'small talk' and plenty of practice. I have settled on three key phrases that I think can win me plenty of affection.

1. "Hey cunt. Want a drink?" - the classic Alpha Male opener.

2. "Your hair looks like shit. Did you get dressed in a wind tunnel?" - Women love comedy.

3. "I'm an ineffectual, effeminate bag of shit that drives a rusty '81 Gemini and enjoys drinks with umbrellas in them. Let's fuck." - Women also love being placed in a dominant position.

Conversation needs to be harmless, so my Rohypnol is stashed in my purse for tonight. I also have to remember that Respect Is Important and Lies Are Never A Good Idea. These two, I think, go hand in hand with not using the Rohypnol but I'm still not clear on that.

Looks Are Also Important. I have slathered on the Brut and my velvet Nehru jacket has just come back from the drycleaners. My mullet haircut is combed to a fine sheen.

And finally, Rejection Is Part Of The Game. I realised the full truth of this when the swelling around my cheek started to go down.

Image result for men being slapped

( In this picture we see an Alpha Male fully accepting the bitter sting of Rejection.)

Stay tuned for part 2 where I will be discussing Covert "Female Psychology" Tactics. I'm going to dress up as a shrub and hit my local nightclubs incognito.

Remember, dating is war.

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hellfyre420:
The proper way to court a woman of today is to apply a unicorn mask on any part of your body that you wish to draw attention to, shimmy shake seductively up to the woman and udder these exact words....."Wow, you make my uni corn all over. Can we do the sex?" She will be on you like flies on shit! 
Dec 22, 2015
phaseishh:
i CREATED an indirect opener, It's genius and you are going to love me for it, Time constraint, but the important question is are you a belieber?
Dec 27, 2015

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