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mojo7673

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Agony Ant is now taking your difficult problems and furious vexations.

Oct 17, 2015
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Got a problem that can't be solved? Have you recently picked up the Hellraiser puzzle and can't find the first switch?

Agony Ant is open for business. It's an informal and probably infrequent blog where I will take your tough problems, feed them through the fine mesh of my brain, and give you an equally tough answer in return. This is hardcore advice and not for the faint of heart ( it's also not meant to be serious ).

I can't help you with your crumbling marriage. I can't tell you how to grow more hair on your head. But if you have recently been caught in flagrante delicious with a mountain goat by your Nanna, then I'm your boy. I'm versed in dealing with complex issues.

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mojo7673:
Dear @pipercadence thanks for your questions. Australia has a three tier system of government comprised of Federal, State and Local governments. Our Parliaments are bicameral - meaning that they have two Houses just like your Congress. In short, how do they work? Not very well.
Oct 18, 2015
mojo7673:
To answer your other question from Mojo's Mailbag, you have seven other fingers besides the one that you injured...plus two thumbs. If you ordinarily use your index finger for example, I suggest switching to your middle finger. Or you can  visit your local supermarket and see if bananas are in season.
Oct 18, 2015

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