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My spirit animal: Sterling Archer

Sep 10, 2015
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The one, and the only, Sterling Archer. The world's greatest spy...who also happens to be a perpetual man child with serious parenting issues, borderline alcoholism, serious sex fetishes and a horribly inflated ego.

If you haven't seen Archer on FX then go watch it. Picture James Bond in a horrible office environment, surrounded by people as dysfunctional as he is. There's Mallory ( Sterling's mum ) as the head of the spy agency formerly known as ISIS. She gave Archer the code name 'Duchess' after her dearly departed dog.

There's Krieger - the Q of the agency - who thinks nothing of using interns to test body armour and has at least one hybrid pig boy in his laboratory.

And Pam Poovey - the HR coordinator who's also a bareknuckle boxer and drift races against the Yakuza. Her special skill is being able to fit three pool balls in her mouth. She tried for four until someone clapped her on the back and she swallowed one by accident.

pipercadence:
Danger zone
Sep 10, 2015
bluefairy_celia:
I fucking love Archer. Daaaaanger zoooooone
Sep 24, 2015

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