"And if love is a bolt from the blue, then what is a bolt but a glorified screw?" - Augie March
So after yesterday's orgy of blogging, I promised myself I would give myself a break. But like a compulsive masturbator, the need overtakes common sense and once again we are off to the races.
So let's talk a little about desire. Let's face it...SG is full of it. Unrequited and unsaid but ever present. Everyone wants someone.
Two threads are interesting. There's the Would You Have Sex With the Person Above You thread, which is hilarious. It's like a game where the guys are always trying to be below someone with opposing genitals. Recently, I have started placing comments where it's a yes with an if or a but. Yep, it's a conditional fuck because why not liven up the game?
There's the If You Could Do Anyone on SG thread. Pick your dream bang and tag them and voila! You will have progressed to Masturbatory Fantasy Level Six. Go get the coconut suntan oil before you do yourself an injury.
I wish I was able to rate a mention on this thread just for an ego trip, but when you look like a thumb there's no help to be had.
Just like a Pokemon, I wish I could evolve to be desirable. Just call me Faptoise.