Sneak through bushes, under trucks, over rooftops. Carefully plan a route. Tag soldiers to see where they go. Adopt Sterling Archer and his 100% situational awareness.
Crawl into the world's smallest patch of grass...because nothing conceals fully grown men in combat armour like a poorly maintained tuft of Kikuyu.
Guard 1: "Hey look, there's an untidy mop of hair and a bandana sticking out from behind that tiny patch of grass. I'm going to check it out."
Guard 2: "No problem. I got your back. Stay frosty!"
Guard 1: "Hey there's nothing here...*gurgle splutter cough*"
Guard 2: "Well he's definitely right. In spite of the fact that he didn't come back from his search, I'm going to continue my patrol route. He will probably catch up later."
Suspicious patch of grass: "Heh heh heh. I am the King of Stealth. Now to gracefully take out guard 2."
I emerge from the grass just as Guard 2 turns, and for my trouble delicately cop a face full of live ammunition. Ow ow ow ow.
Stealth gets hurled out of the window. Fuck it. Fuck it all.
Restart from Checkpoint? Yes please.
Rinse and repeat.
But still seriously looking forward to the Phantom Pain on Xbox One. Hopefully ( if there's any Archer fans reading this you will understand ) there's a way to get the song Mulatto Butts into the game. I want it for Snake's helicopter music.