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"If you're a really clever one, and you know what it is to see...then you can make friends with a special one. A friend of you and me." - The Babadook

I carry a lot of bad shit around in my head. Aside from the mental health problems, which I have detailed in the past, there's things in here that I'm really not proud of....
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The one, and the only, Sterling Archer. The world's greatest spy...who also happens to be a perpetual man child with serious parenting issues, borderline alcoholism, serious sex fetishes and a horribly inflated ego.

If you haven't seen Archer on FX then go watch it. Picture James Bond in a horrible office environment, surrounded by people as dysfunctional as he is. There's Mallory ( Sterling's mum
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You will have noticed that my page has become about blogs dealing with all kinds of random shit. Photos are few and far between. I would rather give you a window into what goes on in my head than anything else.

This is an artist's impression of me last night while I was grappling with the confounded Pickle Matrix.

So it's been a while since
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"And if love is a bolt from the blue, then what is a bolt but a glorified screw?" - Augie March

So after yesterday's orgy of blogging, I promised myself I would give myself a break. But like a compulsive masturbator, the need overtakes common sense and once again we are off to the races.

So let's talk a little about desire. Let's face it...SG...
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My whole life I have been the outsider. There's never been a place that I ever felt I belonged, or a group of people that I felt understood me. Maybe I'm too picky. Maybe I'm a jerk. Maybe I'm missing some essential ingredient that will draw people in and make them stay.

Maybe it's the stainless steel operating table in my basement. I tell people...
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Tourists often ask us "Is Australia as dangerous as they say?".

It's a fair question. We have a ridiculous number of the world's most venomous snakes, spiders and sea life. And when we say venomous, we don't mean a little rash. It's venomous as in "oh fuck, I would rather cut off my arm than endure this. ".

Here's a pointer. The Australian...
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Boobs. Bums. Vagina. Tatts. This is Girls Gone Wil.....oh wait no it's Suicide Girls. Much better. It's like Mecca for perving. Full of interesting people with raw, honest stories. A lot of it isn't uplifting but life isn't a fantasy land. I would rather honesty than upbeat lies and fake smiles.

Everyone here has a special code name. It's like a spy movie with more...
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So I'm treated to a viewing of Honey Birdette's online store. "This is hot," I think to myself, with picture upon picture of exotic lingerie wrapped around a model that is full figured, red haired, green eyed. Utterly gorgeous.

For a red blooded man, this is ordinarily the gateway to Nirvana. By which I mean the Buddhist paradise and not the flannel clad, stringy haired...
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I fire up a new game and am eager to build a character from a choice of humans, pointy eared humans, and anthropomorphic cats and lizards. Attempt feebly to create a creature of surpassing beauty. Instead come up with a character that looks like a dog chewed pair of sandals were left in a hot car. Decide that my Dragonborn is still the sharpest looking...
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Sneak through bushes, under trucks, over rooftops. Carefully plan a route. Tag soldiers to see where they go. Adopt Sterling Archer and his 100% situational awareness.

Crawl into the world's smallest patch of grass...because nothing conceals fully grown men in combat armour like a poorly maintained tuft of Kikuyu.

Guard 1: "Hey look, there's an untidy mop of hair and a bandana sticking out from...
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So, something positive. A blog about music I cry! But let's do it without ragging on the youngsters.

Good music is of course subjective. It's whatever makes your feet stomp, your hands clap and your heart pound.

It's the indefinable something in a voice or a lyric or a chord that makes you take your clothes off anddance like a crazy. Hopefully that doesn't...
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From the top down. The Prime Minister eats raw onions like Cheetos. Government openly says that bigotry is ok. Media don't challenge any of it.

A nation more concerned with whether Topshop has a sale on than decisions that will echo down decades and generations.

"It's boring" the people on the street say. Well boring is what the hateful and the greedy want. Boring lets...
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