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15 men, each as bland as the blandest of white bread, spend eight weeks in a sharehouse chasing one woman. It's like Lord of the Flies, except swap out sharp sticks for penises and Piggy for a fertile woman.

Each season kicks off with an awkward meet and greet outside of Thunderdome...I mean The House. A typical conversation at this point goes like this:

Bachelorette...
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"What the fuck is THAT?"

So yeah, time to blog all up in this bitch just like the youngsters do. No real subject today but mostly waffle. Like the Franklin Expedition, today's journey is just going to go round and round.

So I will tell you about me. Not actual, important facts mind you. Just the stuff that colours in the white spaces.

Let's...
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I'm no fan of lists. Name your top ten this or your top five that. In the spirit of doing the exact thing that you hate ( what we in the industry call hypocrisy ) here's a list of my favourite comedians sans numbering.

Bill Burr ( "Eating a donut is the easiest way to tell the world you don't give a fuck." )

Jim...
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“Now the two of them rode silently toward town, both lost in their own thoughts. Their way took them past the Delgado house. Roland looked up and saw Susan sitting in her window, a bright vision in the gray light of that fall morning. His heart leaped up and although he didn't know it then, it was how he would remember her most clearly forever...
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I'm going to recommend a buttload of books for you to read. If you have read them, read them again!

Feel free to ask me questions about any and all of them.

Homicide - A Year On the Killing Streets - David Simon

The Corner - A Year In the Life - David Simon

Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls - Dave Sedaris

These Things Happen...
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Go and see the stunning @pugsie on her set je'taime right now. Do it. I will wait.

In the world I see, our once wealthy nations are reduced to grinding poverty as the system collapses from the top down. Buckling under corruption and incompetence, governments cede all responsibility for basic services to corporations who in turn begin hoarding commodities accessible only to a top 1%.

Water becomes a privilege rather than a right. Petrol is a thing of the past.

Here in...
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I decided to crib a topic from the SG Hopefuls for today for a short blog.

"What Are Your Top 5 Songs of All Time? Songs you could listen to over and over again."

In no particular order:

1. Pearl Jam 'Alive'. Possibly the best song ever about being raped by your own mum. A three and a half minute Fuck You to...
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I love doing Google image searches for random things. It's amazing what beautiful images can turn up with the right words.

Lately, because I really want to write a novel, I have been looking at derelict houses. I find this one striking.

Do you wonder what stories it has to tell? I do. Entire generations might have come and gone through it's doors. Mostly I
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(For details on the campaign itself plus a link there's another blog on my page for that )

You can judge the worth of a society by how it treats it's most vulnerable members. Too often we take a group such as the homeless or drug addicts or criminals and we throw them and their problems in the too hard basket. Since complex issues can't...
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"Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future, the past, old friends long gone...and the cocks of men so old they make Monty Burns look like a member of One Direction." - Yoda

Well I was going to post a nice blog about nice things...like the correct method of milking Giant Pandas ( Ailuropoda melanoleuca ) and my plans for a sexy...
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