So I told my downstairs neighbor to quit fucking feeding the squirrels. Yes, I know they are cute, but they are one step away from rats, and as we all know rats carry disease. I told him "listen man when winter rolls around don't you think they are going to figure out that the white house on the corner has food for them?" Sure enough I came home today and there was a fucking squirrel in my apartment. So anyways now I had to go back to my moms for the night. Apparently animal control doesn't work on Christmas. What an asshole! I told that guy to knock it off.....If I catch this squirrel I'm sticking it up his butt. What a jerk. Merry Christmas!
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