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My life feels like one big fake orgasm.....

I was listening to this song, and every once in awhile an artist says something really significant. So if you are feeling down listen to this. The best line is "for billions of years since the outset of time, every single person on your mom and dads side successsfully looked after and passed onto you life, what are the chances of that like?" I was...
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So I told my downstairs neighbor to quit fucking feeding the squirrels. Yes, I know they are cute, but they are one step away from rats, and as we all know rats carry disease. I told him "listen man when winter rolls around don't you think they are going to figure out that the white house on the corner has food for them?" Sure enough...
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So I finally graduated from college on Saturday. Can't help but feel a little bittersweet about this moment. I absolutely loved college and now its time to face the real world. I am trying to move out to Los Angeles by February, because I got stuck in my lease for one extra month. This is gonna be the longest month of my life. Trying to...
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Its Thursday which means one thing in my world.....bacon for breakfast!!!! I don't think I could ever be a vegan or Jewish. There is just too much joy in eating pork. Not to mention from an evolutionary perspective, I think there was a reason why we developed incisors.....lets use them

My virgin cornhole may be going to jail soon......Last week I got a notice in the mail that I could either pay off a fine for a traffic violation, or spend four days in jail. I am thinking that I will probably end up spending a few days in jail. I have only spent one night in jail before and it wasn't pleasant. I got...
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The beauty of the Midwest in winter is that you can tee up golf balls on the top of your house, shoot em off into the night at other buildings, and nobody is around to see it or blame you for the ensuing destruction. Hopefully this doesn't turn incriminating.

Excited to check out the community. Have been catching the pod casts for awhile, and finally decided to join.