Kick ass! I got a raise today! (dances in place). so that means an extra drink or two per payday. haha!

Ok. Sick as shit. Blowing green film into tissues. Yep, I'm not at work today. Don't drink after me.

Collagen lip injections are sick. As in Dag-NaStY! If you've got 'em, congrats. You've made my shit list. On the other hand, if you like Social D, then I'll consider it.

Holy shit. Has anyone seen the lineup for Coachella this year?

Saturday, May 1: Radiohead, The Pixies, Kraftwerk, Wilco, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, The Rapture, Desert Sessions(fuck yeah), Hieroglyphics, Kinky, Stereolab, Future Sound of London,... And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Peretz(Perry Farrell DJ'ing), Death Cab for Cutie, Laurent Garnier, LCD Soundsystem, Living Legends, Sander Kleinenberg, Black Keys, The Sounds, Howie...
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Ok I got my headlight fixed. back for more disorderly driving. Hooray for passing a school bus on the right!

Got pulled over last night for a dead headlight. Got off with a warning. Alcohol gods were smiling on me.

I think I'll drink tonight. just like last night. and the night before. I'm a bad astronaut. Houston, we have a drinking problem.

Well I've got 2 new dipshit pics. one showing ze tongue and one is well, just duh. enjoy.

why it took me this long to get into Iron Maiden is beyond me. 2 months after splitting with the ex she is now fucking one of my 'friends'. ha! well she'll get what's coming to her. karma's a cruel bitch. For I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain!

So I quit smoking. For 5 minutes. I was at a house party when the clock struck 12, thinking I was gonna quit. . . but being the creature of habit that I am, I only noticed that I had broke my resolution halfway thru a cigarette. ah well. I'll get lung cancer when I'm old and grey. Those are the shitty years anyway.