erm, i should perhaps also note that i am also an ordained subgenius minister and discordian pope.
and in that vein:
brothers and sisters, the slack rains down from above. DOWN FROM ABOVE! trickling forth from the jettison tube of jhvh-1's belighted spacecraft like an inundation of piss fetish spam clogging your afternoon inbox. the slack, brothers and sisters, it carries you -- it carries me! it carries one and all of us blind and ignorant of its majestic ways in our infinite pinkdom. now i know you're not a pink! your veins run blue with the deoxygenated blood of true yetisinry! which is why i know my words will not fall upon deaf ears.
slack, my friends, is happening all around us in every moment and it takes but one swift kick in the groin with the word of "bob" to make our awareness of this fact come alive. for it was revealed in the holy qabobabala, not merely swank pictographs which make for uber-sacrilicious typefaces and desktop icons for your conflangurated whatever-nix gui, but the deepest truest innerworkings of our simultaneously present and non-present universe which may in fact be happening in your brain, and your brain alone.
slack is not something to be merely had. slack is something which is having you! serving you up on a platter for all to experience that true delight that we may only come to appreciate whence x-day finally arrives. you are an eternal dish, and mmm honey do you taste good.
my brothers and sisters, i beseech you, don't go forth seeking slack. go forth knowing that slack is ever-present. slack is the undercurrent of the universe binding together every atom and molecule present therein. and when that knowledge is attained, slack is no longer something to be attained, no longer something we cry out for -- GIVE ME SLACK OR KILL ME! you're already dead. but slack is eternal and present. and it is not here only to serve, but it is here in search of relationship.
open yourself up to slack. live within slack-consciousness. act in the world in accordance with slack. and the slack will continue to shine in your life like the glowing embers of our beloved jr "bob" dobbs' frop laden billiard pipe, only $9.99 at your local subgenius retailer's store.
amen! praise "bob"!
and in that vein:
brothers and sisters, the slack rains down from above. DOWN FROM ABOVE! trickling forth from the jettison tube of jhvh-1's belighted spacecraft like an inundation of piss fetish spam clogging your afternoon inbox. the slack, brothers and sisters, it carries you -- it carries me! it carries one and all of us blind and ignorant of its majestic ways in our infinite pinkdom. now i know you're not a pink! your veins run blue with the deoxygenated blood of true yetisinry! which is why i know my words will not fall upon deaf ears.
slack, my friends, is happening all around us in every moment and it takes but one swift kick in the groin with the word of "bob" to make our awareness of this fact come alive. for it was revealed in the holy qabobabala, not merely swank pictographs which make for uber-sacrilicious typefaces and desktop icons for your conflangurated whatever-nix gui, but the deepest truest innerworkings of our simultaneously present and non-present universe which may in fact be happening in your brain, and your brain alone.
slack is not something to be merely had. slack is something which is having you! serving you up on a platter for all to experience that true delight that we may only come to appreciate whence x-day finally arrives. you are an eternal dish, and mmm honey do you taste good.
my brothers and sisters, i beseech you, don't go forth seeking slack. go forth knowing that slack is ever-present. slack is the undercurrent of the universe binding together every atom and molecule present therein. and when that knowledge is attained, slack is no longer something to be attained, no longer something we cry out for -- GIVE ME SLACK OR KILL ME! you're already dead. but slack is eternal and present. and it is not here only to serve, but it is here in search of relationship.
open yourself up to slack. live within slack-consciousness. act in the world in accordance with slack. and the slack will continue to shine in your life like the glowing embers of our beloved jr "bob" dobbs' frop laden billiard pipe, only $9.99 at your local subgenius retailer's store.
amen! praise "bob"!