mndharmapunk

So it would appear that big boobied women want to find me. Now, this is a good thing, but I suppose I should explain. I am on facebook. Now I know what most people say about social networking sites. And for the most part I agree, yet facebook has allowed me to stay in contact with wonderful people all over the world and for that, well it is a good thing. Now back to the boobies. On facebook there are ads. They have to pay the bills after all. Well, there is an ad that tells me who is searching the web for me. Now according to the ad, these are actual women who are searching my name. They are not only looking for me, they seem really intent on finding me. All I have to do is click on the ad and pay 24.99. Well, now this seems like a pretty good deal, but especially since they all have rather large boobies. This is, as I said before, a good thing. I like big boobies. Hell, I like boobies of all shapes and sizes. Therefore, it is only fitting that the women looking for me have big boobies. I am on the radar of big boobied women. Not too shabby.
Then to make matters even more interesting, I find out that there are women who are interested in me. Me! And, you guessed it, they all have big boobies! So, not only are big boobied women searching the web for me, there are big boobied women interested in dating me.
All for only 24.99. Wait, 49.98 since I have to pay for both. Seems a small price to pay for big boobies.