The sort of things that run through my head:
Why aren't marriage chapels also called "hitching posts"?
Why aren't marriage chapels also called "hitching posts"?
I still don't have my bike back from the shop. I think it's close to two months now. 
This is only annoying because I called them up before I took her in and said, "You'll need these parts. I know they're hard to get, so let me know when you have them IN SHOP." They call me back, tell me to bring Nemesis in and...
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This is only annoying because I called them up before I took her in and said, "You'll need these parts. I know they're hard to get, so let me know when you have them IN SHOP." They call me back, tell me to bring Nemesis in and...
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mlleminx:
Wraith, don't even joke about such things. *twitch*
wyatt:
Got your app to SG Motorcycles. Please post in MY journal a little bit about what you ride, where, how long you've been riding, etc. If you don't currently ride, say something about why you should be a member of SGMC anyway. Anything to let me know you're actually interested in SGMC will do. If you know a current SGMC member, have him/her leave me a note in my journal.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I was looking on Limewire for an episode of "Good Eats" and was really amused by the descriptions for some of the pr0n it pulled up.
For example:
Round Buns are Spread Open for a Good Buttering
and
Blonde Teens Eat Pussy in the Kitchen
For example:
Round Buns are Spread Open for a Good Buttering
and
Blonde Teens Eat Pussy in the Kitchen
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wraith7000:
You just like hearing a man say the phrase "molecules rubbing against each other." 
mlleminx:
It's true. I'm so transparent.
Drawback of digital vs. print photography: You can't delete a negative. 
wraith7000:
But maybe you'll get happy accidents...
Why does cooked cabbage smell like dirty gym socks?
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mlleminx:
Haha. I guess you're just that cool, huh?
wraith7000:
Its true...its true 
One of the drawbacks to living in a Southern ghetto is that everyone is making barbeque, but none of the bastards are sharing.
*sniff, sniff, drool*
*sniff, sniff, drool*
djames:
Well I haven't had any barbeque lately either so don't feel too bad. Plus, the barbeque is better in Memphis although that's more of a Southern ghetto.
'Allo!
I'm really not as antisocial as I appear.
I am, however, retarded and decided to pay for an account after I had picked a user name and filled out my profile in my application... which, of course, is inaccessible until I get a set accepted. SO, I view this as more of a "temporary account" until the fine folks what do the choosing get...
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I'm really not as antisocial as I appear.
I am, however, retarded and decided to pay for an account after I had picked a user name and filled out my profile in my application... which, of course, is inaccessible until I get a set accepted. SO, I view this as more of a "temporary account" until the fine folks what do the choosing get...
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mlleminx:
Thanks. 
chairtamer:
Very much looking forward to seeing more of this lovely and not-as-retarded-as-she-thinks-she-is Mlle.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?