Things that make me angry... today.
1. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLL day.
2. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLL DAY.
3. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLLL FUCKING DAY.
Yeah, so guess who's going commando today because some wanker in his building did 500 loads of laundry yesterday?
So because of that I have to be extra careful all day not zip my...
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1. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLL day.
2. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLL DAY.
3. People who hog the washer/dryer ALLLLL FUCKING DAY.
Yeah, so guess who's going commando today because some wanker in his building did 500 loads of laundry yesterday?
So because of that I have to be extra careful all day not zip my...
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Sundays are tops, and this was my first one back.
I hadn't realized how much I missed strollin' around the empty streets early Sunday morning, not unlike the Johnny Cash song. The air stung my ears but I warmed up with the best coffee in town and a "hot cocoa cake" from across the street.
"...through the closet to find my cleanest, dirty shirt"
Nothin'...
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I hadn't realized how much I missed strollin' around the empty streets early Sunday morning, not unlike the Johnny Cash song. The air stung my ears but I warmed up with the best coffee in town and a "hot cocoa cake" from across the street.
"...through the closet to find my cleanest, dirty shirt"
Nothin'...
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pixie_girl:
yah I never needed special anyway, just chocolate and sex
slap back huh, is that a promise :p
slap back huh, is that a promise :p
clara:
That's terrible. If you're going to kill it you're obliged to make sure someone eats it.
So it's 8:00 on Sat night and I'm sitting here on the net cuz my girlfriend is standing me up, I think.
Things don't look good. I left for a month, and haven't seen her since I've been home. We spoke yesterday and she informed me that she got a new job as one of those liqour promotion "models" that trapse around the bar and...
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Things don't look good. I left for a month, and haven't seen her since I've been home. We spoke yesterday and she informed me that she got a new job as one of those liqour promotion "models" that trapse around the bar and...
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dravenraine:
awwwwwww you still have me! And yes that must be why I am tired! haahahha 
dravenraine:
yeah, I can't get anywhere here with the artwork or my singing or dancing. But we might be moving to Cali, so maybe I will have some luck there.
B'ding! I must say that although Spain was the killer; I love it here. I missed the good peoples, and the good laughs they give me.
So it's good to be home, and to see everyone, and to get my ass slapped at the pub again.
I missed the snow as well. I'm sure I'll be frowning at it soon enough, but for now I...
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So it's good to be home, and to see everyone, and to get my ass slapped at the pub again.
I missed the snow as well. I'm sure I'll be frowning at it soon enough, but for now I...
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rosemarie:
I don't miss Dallas either! By the way, we have the same birthday. 
miffy:
I love san francisco, who wouldn't? ever been here? it's super neat. good weather, friendly people, multiple times a year where huge organized groups of people get naked and run through the streets, someone always a bit freakier on the street than you, great food options, and all around very welcoming.
If only people didn't pee in the seats on the bus.
If only people didn't pee in the seats on the bus.
Bon dia!
Here's me, back from Spain (I extended my stay to a month when I realized that... well, Spain fucking rules ass).
I learned quite a bit, I will start with three points that I can think of right now.
1. Charlse Dugal airport in Paris is the definition of a clusterfuck. Incase you had heard that word, and were wondering... well, there you...
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Here's me, back from Spain (I extended my stay to a month when I realized that... well, Spain fucking rules ass).
I learned quite a bit, I will start with three points that I can think of right now.
1. Charlse Dugal airport in Paris is the definition of a clusterfuck. Incase you had heard that word, and were wondering... well, there you...
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miffy:
my idea of de-troit has never involved skinny white boys. The only thing I think about when I see detroit is.... kiss?
I've had an asian lady who tried to steal my food when she realized that airplane food was not the way to go. I really should stop flying. You'd think there would be some asian connection where we had mutual respect, but apparently being older means food stealing is acceptable.
I've had an asian lady who tried to steal my food when she realized that airplane food was not the way to go. I really should stop flying. You'd think there would be some asian connection where we had mutual respect, but apparently being older means food stealing is acceptable.
miffy:
I was never really hip on the american-born-asian clan thing. Lots of asian pride and inter-dating to keep the lines free from weird non-asian genes from entering the pool. I guess they don't know that inbreeding harbors weaknesses to disease... like dalmations.
sf has always been a hip place to live, so the idea of people moving in for that reason doesn't even affect me. I'm sure that had some affect on my decision to move here, in fact, but I'm letting it go to waste. I'm so un-hip.
sf has always been a hip place to live, so the idea of people moving in for that reason doesn't even affect me. I'm sure that had some affect on my decision to move here, in fact, but I'm letting it go to waste. I'm so un-hip.
Souuuuuuuullllllll Traaain; to Spain! 24hrs until I'm enduring the suspense that is people walking down the isle towards the empty seat next to you on the plane.... will it be the cute girl with the copy of Stupid White Men? Or the guy with armpit-stains and a portable DVD player on which he will play a Steven Segal movie at full volume at least twice?...
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polly:
are you back? yet?
xoxo
xoxo
polly:
haha, ima stalker.
just read my past journal entries, weird stuff has happened.
ill get back to you, im out of my head at the moment.
just read my past journal entries, weird stuff has happened.
ill get back to you, im out of my head at the moment.
S'bang! 2 days until Spain. I think when I get there I'm going to buy the biggest Paella I can find and just roll around in it...
because I can.
and, just for Sicily, I'll wear the serong.
what sort of foods are YOU rolling around in this week?
-mk
because I can.
and, just for Sicily, I'll wear the serong.
what sort of foods are YOU rolling around in this week?
-mk
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clara:
I have a sort of rough count, but nothing definite. I ate a bunch of jalapeños yesterday and felt sort of sick last night. Today I stuck to salad and Heath almond toffee bits.
audio:
and flip flops too.
please?
please?
There it is, allll that snow. There may or may not be some frolicking in my near future.
Today is for work, and preparating; only THREE days until I leave for Spain.
Spain, the Costa Blanca, three weeks of training my ass off while people here fight over the last jug of washer-fluid at the gas station.
What are YOU preparing for?
Today is for work, and preparating; only THREE days until I leave for Spain.
Spain, the Costa Blanca, three weeks of training my ass off while people here fight over the last jug of washer-fluid at the gas station.
What are YOU preparing for?
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scylla:
Spain! that's awesome... have fun 
To where are you going in Spain?
To where are you going in Spain?
sicily:
fly me to barcelona!
you look HAWT in a skirt!
you look HAWT in a skirt!
12 inches on its way baby!!! Unfortunately, that's not pillow talk. There's a snow-strom-a-comin'. Time to get cuddly, and shut inside with coffee, the girlie, a room full of vaseline and an open minded jellyfish (coffee optional).
The column got in by deadline, ended up writing about The Gap, and Cannibals, and NY resolutions... I think it worked out okay.
Today is for the Farmer's...
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The column got in by deadline, ended up writing about The Gap, and Cannibals, and NY resolutions... I think it worked out okay.
Today is for the Farmer's...
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unravled:
gnochi.
saturn1:
yea this snow is fucking ridiculous
Today was a balmy 49 degrees! That means lots of training which is good, but now I just wanna watch Annie Hall and pass out.
I have to write a column first, and it has to be FUNNY, it's due in 3 hours and I've got nothing.. topic please!
-mk
I have to write a column first, and it has to be FUNNY, it's due in 3 hours and I've got nothing.. topic please!
-mk
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scylla:
Meh, that's kinda lame... oh well... I dunno, it's hard to be in a relatonship where that's nottaken as a supercritical thing, I guess.
ayurvedium:
hey bud...
do you know which hbo ep of real sex featured the suicidegrrls?
xxxooo
do you know which hbo ep of real sex featured the suicidegrrls?
xxxooo
I actually found what I needed I just had to go through more crap than if I could access those two databases I wanted.
I also changed my wording on one of my searches and voila, I got something that was perfect!
you are very sweet for offering though