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Yesterday my innermost secret desires were fulfilled by a gnome with pretty hair and an extensive bilingual vocabulary.

Not like that, perv, she's not that lucky. Instead, at my office arrived all the Against Me! I could ever need to complete my anar-punk persona.

Also included were some stickers so that I could properly inform any and all extraterrestrials who may be passing that they are not welcome in my office or any of the computer equipment therein.

Thank you so very much!