Everyone here thinks I'm in Vermont; I don't really want to tell them otherwise. I love some good stealth time with no one to demand my attention.
I cleaned my domicile, threw out the piles and realized that my walls are incredibly sparse. I also realize that this place is teeming with the artistically inclined (I'm looking at you NY/MA kids) - so here's the deal. I need something to go
If you have something, show me (I mean art, not boobs), and if I like it (and you send it to me) I'll paypal you 100 bucks, American + shipping. Also, your work will be showcased and seen by bored socialites as they nonchelantly stir their martinis being too good for just about anyone; such is my life.
If you have something, and I don't like it... I won't tease you to your face, but I might punch your cousin in the eye.
If you have something, and it's a paint by number sailboat, make that $150.
Otherwise,
I cleaned my domicile, threw out the piles and realized that my walls are incredibly sparse. I also realize that this place is teeming with the artistically inclined (I'm looking at you NY/MA kids) - so here's the deal. I need something to go
If you have something, show me (I mean art, not boobs), and if I like it (and you send it to me) I'll paypal you 100 bucks, American + shipping. Also, your work will be showcased and seen by bored socialites as they nonchelantly stir their martinis being too good for just about anyone; such is my life.
If you have something, and I don't like it... I won't tease you to your face, but I might punch your cousin in the eye.
If you have something, and it's a paint by number sailboat, make that $150.
Otherwise,
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maximilian:
sorry, but it stays maximilian.
ilsa:
Ohh I just saw the testimonial you left me, so cute! Thank you! 
