mk700c

Ever wonder what an SG and her bitch do when they're not out being everything you want to be and more?

Kira and I spent a quiet sunday at home...

with some Grey Goose...

Kira's attempt at hilarity ends in catastrophy.

"clean my floor, BITCH... er.. your floor"

do not try this without proper supervision, and/or a specially designed aparatus.

This evening could only be properly accompanied by Mojo... Nixon.

there she was, lyin' in a coma
I could smell her hos-pital aroma
she was lyin' there like a loaf of bread
I said baby baby bay are you dead?
she said...
...nuthin' at all.
now most of you out there say,
MOJO! You're an insensitive, Injucstalent
don't blame me, blame Morrisey
you know that fruit cake that sings in the Smiths?
I am the anti-Morrisey
...girlfriend in a coma, I know it''s serious...

-mk