I had a series of strange dreams last night.
In the last one, I was pursued by gangsters, thugs and various other shady types who were were unsuccessfully trying to take my life. Each one would try, and each one would fail as I hopped out a window, jumped off a roof, or pummeled him with the nearby lid of a comode.
These attacks were...
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In the last one, I was pursued by gangsters, thugs and various other shady types who were were unsuccessfully trying to take my life. Each one would try, and each one would fail as I hopped out a window, jumped off a roof, or pummeled him with the nearby lid of a comode.
These attacks were...
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shal:
Thanks for the birthday happies!
Thanks for the birthday happies!
mnislahi:
dood i was so lost! 
**update**
I have a HUGE boner for Apple Computer today, as my laptop was returned to me exactly 2 business days from when I sent it; they even cleaned the screen.
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Hey kids, I realize the intraweb must be an incredibly boring place with my computer stuck somewhere in a truck between here an Tennessee, but I assure you it's worse for the computer,...
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I have a HUGE boner for Apple Computer today, as my laptop was returned to me exactly 2 business days from when I sent it; they even cleaned the screen.
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Hey kids, I realize the intraweb must be an incredibly boring place with my computer stuck somewhere in a truck between here an Tennessee, but I assure you it's worse for the computer,...
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keila:
Sorry to hear that....hope you get better soon 
Sorry to hear that....hope you get better soon 
lotus:
Well, I'm hanging out at my grandmas house.... So yeah, bored. I think I'm going to go wander around town though, so maybe that'll prove exciting. I doubt it though.
You still have the flu? You're such a baby!
You still have the flu? You're such a baby!
Portland update as soon as my computer becomes slightly utterly destructified.
yeah; it's like that.
in the meantime, you should all post surpises for me.
yeah; it's like that.
in the meantime, you should all post surpises for me.
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dogslife:
*high five!*
phoebus:
2nd week of January.
I'm in Portland, y'all.
Last night I partied with a Texan, a Yankee and whatever it is you call someone from Seattle; I think it has something to do with Norpies, but whatever.
I probably should have taken some pictures, but I was too busy being awesome. The night was rather chill, we ate swordfish and pasta, drank some local beer at the pub and...
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Last night I partied with a Texan, a Yankee and whatever it is you call someone from Seattle; I think it has something to do with Norpies, but whatever.
I probably should have taken some pictures, but I was too busy being awesome. The night was rather chill, we ate swordfish and pasta, drank some local beer at the pub and...
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zenfish:
Seattelite? Dunno, first thing that came to mind.
dunx:
Hope you're home alright and we haven't heard from you cause your computer is shotgunned. But I bet we woulda heard about already had your flight been hijacked or something.
I'm going to get on a plane in a few hours, yeah, that means a 5am departure time.
"that sucks" you may be thinking, and you're not wrong ... but it will all be worth it.
If you miss me over the next few days, you can address your concerns to al and dunx. They may tell you to fuck off as they'll be...
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"that sucks" you may be thinking, and you're not wrong ... but it will all be worth it.
If you miss me over the next few days, you can address your concerns to al and dunx. They may tell you to fuck off as they'll be...
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lotus:
bitting your finger is all you've got?
sheesh
I've got to get back to work.
Later!
sheesh
I've got to get back to work.
Later!
lotus:
well, I'm on, so... yeah, if you make it work, I'll be around.
Here's an update because, well, because I can.
Things you should know about':
1. On Thursday, I destroy Portland thoroughly. Some rad cats will most likely destroy it with me - the whole experience is likely to be tits.
2. I've been getting a lot of comments from people who aren't on my friend's list lately. This excites me - I usually don't...
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Things you should know about':
1. On Thursday, I destroy Portland thoroughly. Some rad cats will most likely destroy it with me - the whole experience is likely to be tits.
2. I've been getting a lot of comments from people who aren't on my friend's list lately. This excites me - I usually don't...
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korben:
did you have a good turkey day?
rottenart:
ha ha mov in g t ype g ooot yo u all fuc k ed u p yee t?
take two fizzy-goods and read it in the morning.
take two fizzy-goods and read it in the morning.
As usual, I was way the fuck ahead of the world. Thanksgiving on Thursday? HA! I already did that shit on Sunday, slackers.
So seeing as I was pre-turkeyed, I spent the day with one of my favoite people, me. Together, we cleaned the apartment, watched some Eddie Izzard, and eventually got stir crazy.
I ventured out into this fine city to grab a...
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So seeing as I was pre-turkeyed, I spent the day with one of my favoite people, me. Together, we cleaned the apartment, watched some Eddie Izzard, and eventually got stir crazy.
I ventured out into this fine city to grab a...
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felicia_____:
Well, Wallis gets some good powder, but Futuna is pretty much all slush and crud.
yebutz:
HEY...i used that parking garage on saturday
damn
damn
To some this time of year means family. To others it means giving thanks and reflecting on all the blessings the year has brought. To me, it means hot chicks I haven't seen in awhile.
It was nastier outside than three tons of elephant shit in a one ton shit container made out of someone's shit, so we decided to stay in. Freezing rain...
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It was nastier outside than three tons of elephant shit in a one ton shit container made out of someone's shit, so we decided to stay in. Freezing rain...
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edison23:
hey buddy, Nice holiday for you. I am doing the move back to FL and I am on the prowl for all sorts of things. Mostly my pride I can't seem to find it anywhere. Maybe it's in my jeans I left in LA. You will now have to think of me on the same clock and coast and just look down instead of over when you think of me. So hey now you have a friend in FL.
Drinking around the world in Epcot would be a worthy adventure for FAM.
Glad you had a good day.
Drinking around the world in Epcot would be a worthy adventure for FAM.
Glad you had a good day.
oryx:
i'm guessing you are not refering to the hot Lesbo action.
I suggest if your friends have never thrown a Bar-Mitzvah themed party, they need to get-the-fuck with the now, man.
What a good time was had, I'm sure pictures will follow soon.
Now, my favorite quotes from the evening:
Ashlee: "no, it's Pierre tonight, can't you see my mustache?"
MK: "Pierre, I'm so gay for you right now."
While watching the Pistons Brawl...
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What a good time was had, I'm sure pictures will follow soon.
Now, my favorite quotes from the evening:
Ashlee: "no, it's Pierre tonight, can't you see my mustache?"
MK: "Pierre, I'm so gay for you right now."
While watching the Pistons Brawl...
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bikiniradio:
Im liking destryilate...
Good word.
So lets all go do that, whatever destryilating encompasses
Good word.
So lets all go do that, whatever destryilating encompasses
al:
Sorry, honey, no crazy stories today.
So apparently, despite all the whining about your current jobs or lack there of, non of you really want anything better because the last time I received such a piddly response to an update I was probably talking about penis size on the boards with some graphical profile pic.
If you want awesome employment ... see previous entry.
Now last night I somehow ended up...
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If you want awesome employment ... see previous entry.
Now last night I somehow ended up...
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soleils:
nice ass.
thehedgehog:
the who?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPLEX INTERHIGHWAY SUPARLINGO
shop at zares.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPLEX INTERHIGHWAY SUPARLINGO
shop at zares.
A comedy of errors:
My father's sole reason for having children was to embarrass them at every possible moment. Oh, it sucked at the time, but I emerged with a keen ability to not-give-a-shit when the shit was, unfortunately, all over me.
The last few days, it's been a damn good thing as, perhaps due to lack of sleep or simple lapse in vigilance, I've...
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My father's sole reason for having children was to embarrass them at every possible moment. Oh, it sucked at the time, but I emerged with a keen ability to not-give-a-shit when the shit was, unfortunately, all over me.
The last few days, it's been a damn good thing as, perhaps due to lack of sleep or simple lapse in vigilance, I've...
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drexel:
thanks darlin.
my dad introduced my mom to someone at their wedding and went blank. "joe this is my wife........uh........?" yeah they'd been married for about an hour i think. i personally have NEVER been in such a situation. close once...my friend jen says "erica, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" i smoothly say "no. we're all grown-ups here. introduce yourselves." smooth, i tell you.
my dad introduced my mom to someone at their wedding and went blank. "joe this is my wife........uh........?" yeah they'd been married for about an hour i think. i personally have NEVER been in such a situation. close once...my friend jen says "erica, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" i smoothly say "no. we're all grown-ups here. introduce yourselves." smooth, i tell you.
echodyne:
ouch...
I dont think there is anything else you can say here.
I dont think there is anything else you can say here.
Drup-date!
I love Wednesday nights at the "ocho" so much. Seriously, if you don't have a weekly night at a dive bar then you are the biggest loser I know, and I know some Republicans.
Which brings me to the most hilarious conversation ever.
Tonight at the my friends and I, and by "friends" I mean people I know and are awesome, were talking about...
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I love Wednesday nights at the "ocho" so much. Seriously, if you don't have a weekly night at a dive bar then you are the biggest loser I know, and I know some Republicans.
Which brings me to the most hilarious conversation ever.
Tonight at the my friends and I, and by "friends" I mean people I know and are awesome, were talking about...
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lotus:
ok, you're in!
lotus:
I just happened to be in my e-mail at the time. Haha. I'm not normally that fast.