More office conversations for your ear/eye.
R: "So when I was in college we used to throw a lot of shit out our window, one time we threw my TV out of it."
Myself: "Was it in like an ally?"
R: "no, it was right on the street. There was this girl across the way who would always undress in front of the window... we...
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R: "So when I was in college we used to throw a lot of shit out our window, one time we threw my TV out of it."
Myself: "Was it in like an ally?"
R: "no, it was right on the street. There was this girl across the way who would always undress in front of the window... we...
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This conversation just took place in my office stemming from a conversation about Total Recall. Who said what is not important.
"Whatever, if you saw a woman with three boobs you'd be way more into her than the standard two-boobed woman."
"I don't think so, I'm accostomed to dual mammaries, three would just be freaky; I mean, do you think women want a...
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This conversation just took place in my office stemming from a conversation about Total Recall. Who said what is not important.
"Whatever, if you saw a woman with three boobs you'd be way more into her than the standard two-boobed woman."
"I don't think so, I'm accostomed to dual mammaries, three would just be freaky; I mean, do you think women want a...
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endlessben:
If I do good here, the Hipster High Council is moving me to Salt Lake City to work my magic.
kira:
i'm awake...i'm alive...what the hell were you doing up at 4am...that's my job to be up all night. kinda makes me wish i came over last night... 
WWII had August 6th, 1945.
The campaign against dail-uppers will have May 17th, 2004.
Kah-boom.
5:00am - Ann Arbor, MI
Wakie Wakie no time for egg and bakie, I leave my dirty pan on the stove throw the bike in the car; throw the coffee in the gullet.
7:30am - Brighton, MI
Drop of the photographer and start the 70mile road race in 45 degree...
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The campaign against dail-uppers will have May 17th, 2004.
Kah-boom.
5:00am - Ann Arbor, MI
Wakie Wakie no time for egg and bakie, I leave my dirty pan on the stove throw the bike in the car; throw the coffee in the gullet.
7:30am - Brighton, MI
Drop of the photographer and start the 70mile road race in 45 degree...
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polly:
here, theyre called dresses!
clara:
So pretty.
BzzzZZZzz!
BzzzZZZzz!
I'm finally home, I can keep just about one eye open at a time.
Racing, Toronto, the Godderham, FAM, hotchicks, tequila, poutaine... all blending together at the moment.
more when I can remember my name.
Racing, Toronto, the Godderham, FAM, hotchicks, tequila, poutaine... all blending together at the moment.
more when I can remember my name.
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kira:
see i told you so...i was right and you were wrong this time...unless you were just trying to make me feel better, which i now think you may have been...wait...i'll tell you later... ...i think we were both wrong... 
[Edited on May 17, 2004 11:20AM]
...i think we were both wrong... [Edited on May 17, 2004 11:20AM]
kira:
i think she is right...i did notice that you had spelt it wrong...hehe...
guess what i am wearing right now...i will give you a hint...it's blue...
guess what i am wearing right now...i will give you a hint...it's blue...
History:
January - Catch a plane, and a bug, in Spain.
February - back from Spain, cough cough hack hack.
March - Reluctantly visit the doctor, drugs drugs, hack hack... happy birthday.
April - warmth finally, hackish but not much. Life is good, racing is fast.
May - Cough Cough, Hack hack hack hack. Can't laugh, can't ride fast... I think I saw some blood....
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January - Catch a plane, and a bug, in Spain.
February - back from Spain, cough cough hack hack.
March - Reluctantly visit the doctor, drugs drugs, hack hack... happy birthday.
April - warmth finally, hackish but not much. Life is good, racing is fast.
May - Cough Cough, Hack hack hack hack. Can't laugh, can't ride fast... I think I saw some blood....
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andromeda:
How are u gonna ride that bike? How's that duck?
miami:
You want a new bronchia? I can get you a bronchia. There's ways, you don't wanna know. Hell, I can get ya a bronchia by 3 o'clock, with polish.
Sorry to hear about the health problems. You'd think a FAM with a hearty athletic constitution like yourself would be impervious to such biological invasions, or at least kick them real quick. I guess I'm wrong. Thank god, I'll stop feeling guilty for not exercising now and go back to watching TV and eating donuts. Thanks.
Sorry to hear about the health problems. You'd think a FAM with a hearty athletic constitution like yourself would be impervious to such biological invasions, or at least kick them real quick. I guess I'm wrong. Thank god, I'll stop feeling guilty for not exercising now and go back to watching TV and eating donuts. Thanks.
Mom came for dinner last night; I felt like a bad-son becuase I wasn't more entertaining. She drove all that way to watch me try and finish a sentence without nodding off.
,but damn if our waitress didn't catch my attention.
She used to work at Cafe Felix, where she served Tapas and made out with random patrons; she earned the name, Eccentric Foreign Hostess...
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,but damn if our waitress didn't catch my attention.
She used to work at Cafe Felix, where she served Tapas and made out with random patrons; she earned the name, Eccentric Foreign Hostess...
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kira:
hey there...say hello before you go to bed...i'd love to talk to you...
tedonitis.
Tedonitis.
TENDONITIS.
This season is trying to tell me something, and I believe that something is, "fuck you."
3-7 days off the bike.
2 races this weekend; look for the guy with the grimacing face that says, "fuck you, tendonitis."
Tedonitis.
TENDONITIS.
This season is trying to tell me something, and I believe that something is, "fuck you."
3-7 days off the bike.
2 races this weekend; look for the guy with the grimacing face that says, "fuck you, tendonitis."
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kira:
where are you when i need you........................
nadine:
i really enjoyed KB2!!! it was tits! 
yeah clean dreads are good, i dont like the idea of having skanky hair!
but the look is so funky so clean ones are the best of both worlds!
i like the nips idea think i'm gunna go for it!
aww how can you be scared of such lovely boobies!!
yeah clean dreads are good, i dont like the idea of having skanky hair!
but the look is so funky so clean ones are the best of both worlds!
i like the nips idea think i'm gunna go for it!
aww how can you be scared of such lovely boobies!!
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traumatron:
BUCK! you fool, BUCK!
traumatron:
i'll get you for this.
you little weirdo.
you little weirdo.
In light of the crazy shit that has been going down lately, I've decided to remove my contribution and replace it with a fun-filled photo-post. If you simply must read about said crazy shit, go back one entry you sadistic fuck.
and now, fuck you dailuppers!
Ever wonder what a weekend of racing and training with pro cyclists looks like? What we talk about and...
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and now, fuck you dailuppers!
Ever wonder what a weekend of racing and training with pro cyclists looks like? What we talk about and...
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mnislahi:
I HAD to come back hahaha
maxx:
I suppose I should do my research sometimes. But on the otherhand, there is something to be said for tabula rasa.
I returned home planning to update with the wild and whacky tales of a pro-cycling weekend training camp, but this message was on my machine regarding one of my best, and oldest friends.
"Hey Al, It's Christian. Have you heard from Najat? She's been missing since Monday."
Turns out I hadn't, we had hung out a couple times the week before and she'd been acting...
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"Hey Al, It's Christian. Have you heard from Najat? She's been missing since Monday."
Turns out I hadn't, we had hung out a couple times the week before and she'd been acting...
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thehedgehog:
pfft, yeah you'd think. either that or there's some dumpster bin where they sell abandoned domains for cheap or something
kira:
i'm so sorry to hear that...i wish i could be there to give you a hug...
Me, working... retail?
Okay so really I was just told to, "stand there and look pretty," but I did spend my entire day at a bike shop, "selling stuff."
Although more appropriately described as "eating tacos," I like to think that my mere presence sold a couple extra commuter-rigs, I know it did plenty to decrease the taco-saturation-index of the building.
I must say, I...
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Okay so really I was just told to, "stand there and look pretty," but I did spend my entire day at a bike shop, "selling stuff."
Although more appropriately described as "eating tacos," I like to think that my mere presence sold a couple extra commuter-rigs, I know it did plenty to decrease the taco-saturation-index of the building.
I must say, I...
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saturn1:
when we gonna hang out sir?
the wedding is july 24, can you go? you know you wannnnna i'll be in a fuschia dress and drunk!
the wedding is july 24, can you go? you know you wannnnna i'll be in a fuschia dress and drunk!
phoebus:
Ah, retail. Never going back ther again... As Dan Akroyd said in Ghostbusters, "they expect results."
Nice to here you were still able to turn it to your advantage anyways, you awesome motherfucker, you.
Nice to here you were still able to turn it to your advantage anyways, you awesome motherfucker, you.
My good friends, it has been a couple days.
Things are better when they're open, and agreed upon. I think that all is well with the world provided everyone is hip to the truth. It may be a little painful to hash it out now and again, but it's always for the best, always.
I ran into an old, awesome, friend right here on...
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Things are better when they're open, and agreed upon. I think that all is well with the world provided everyone is hip to the truth. It may be a little painful to hash it out now and again, but it's always for the best, always.
I ran into an old, awesome, friend right here on...
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kira:
i guess willem was right...i was wrong...
kira:
you're just saying that to make me feel better...
poutine? what is that..? sounds french.