mitchymitch93

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with...
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Me an my good pal here went out for a tasty meal an then went and watched Logan at the cinema if you haven't seen it I recommend it was a boss film 😃

The other day I was in a cafe having breakfast an I couldn't help noticing the waitresses watch on the strap it had printed in pink bold letters "Superdry" I thought fucking hell love have you tried using lubricant ? 😂😂😂

Hey guys as you all know a month ago I traveled to New Zealand for a month an it was by far the best holiday of my life already thinking of going back out there again for another month in the near future I'm hoping for Christmas but because work an the amount of people that have got it booked off might not be able...
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Hey guys finally after 2 car journeys an 4 planes overall over 30 hours of traveling I'm back home in the uk an I am fucking very tired and missing New Zealand already. I have to say that month was the best holiday of my entire life and I achieved everything I wanted to do out there I got to do a road trip of...
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hey guys how are you all ? I'm still here in New Zealand and I'm loving it still got at least a week an a half until I have to fly back back to the shitty UK. Im having major issues with uploading content I don't know wether it our wifi or that SG can't handle the sheer volume of photos I have for you...
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Hey guys so far I'm having a grand time in New Zealand so far an still got at least 2 an a half weeks left before I gotta fly back to the UK. For those who have been looking forward to the weekly vlogs I was talking about sorry to disappoint but they won't be happening 😔. I've been on a road trip around the...
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