mistersatan

We went and had expensive teppanyaki for dinner.

Now I'm all farty.

Thanks a lot, Japan.

Yeah, still wondering if a career in IT is the one for me. Trouble is, I'm not really good at much else. Now in other news, here's some random shit.

- It's snowing outside, which may mean I get to work from home tomorrow. Working without pants = awesome!

- I've been playing Mass Effect all weekend, and I think it's finally turned my brains...
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Is it still socially acceptable to be a complete and utter failure as an adult human being?

Okay, so I've been gone a while. I need to know who sucks around here now. Send me a private message if you have to. Don't worry, I'm not gonna DO anything with the information, I just wanna know.

PS- it's okay if the answer is "you". I understand.

All right, kiddies. I suppose I should fill you in on what I've been up to this past year or so. So here it is, in semi-chronological order.

- My lovely wife and I finally escaped the blistering shithole that is Southern California. We moved to the greater Portland area (okay, Vancouver) and don't regret it at all, no matter what she tells you. Honestly,...
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I just applied for a job with Google.

In Portland.

Wish me luck, kids. This might be our ticket out of this godforsaken shitpit.