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Okay, here goes...

I'm: SWM, midtwenties, full time college student, big, oafish, yet loveable, kinda geeky and kinda cool at the same time, but above all, charming, witty, fun, and a total gentleman.

I dig: Music, playing said music, writing said music, reading, geeking out sometimes, good movies, good conversation, being goofy, laughing, being slightly sinister in a Snidely Whiplash sort of way, cruising around...
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drzaius_:
Hehe. Dude, this is the second time Ive started a joke thread and then to have people take it seriously.
avanttard:
/action humps your Ricky-O DVD
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Sunday morning here again. Not much of anything happening, just recovering from last night- going out clubbing without taking a nap first takes it out of this old man. Don't really have a whole lot planned today- clean out the car, do laundry, and go to the local Borders and beg for a job. There is a cute girl who works there, though... the last...
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toreena:
"(thanks a lot anti-depressents)"

Chrsit, I know how that is.
verifythis:
*LICK*
hahaha. I can't say love so i say Lick. Ahahaha. Whooomp!

-sarah
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My last day at work... I'm here right now, helping creepy old fucks look for maps so they can know which clock tower will give them the best lines of sight... don't be surprised if I wind up on the news tonight, being interviewed about how one of my customers today went "postal"... bah!

If you feel like cheering up the class clown, feel free...
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catculus:
*giggle*
goatsgotohell:
*humps you like two horny monkeys fighting over a lubricated football* weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Now I'm updating just for the sake of people posting on my page. So do yourself a favor and think of something witty. Go!!!
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theoriginalsin:
I'm adding you to my friends list because you're fun. So there.
goatsgotohell:
*daily recommended dose of humping*

and DANCE
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28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds...
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ozymandias:
Hal: mrsatan what are you doing?
rawr_ima_monster:
ooh, I'm Mr Satan..I change my profile picture like EVERY day...I'm so cooool.
-just kidding ,you knwo I love ya,
Dave
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Well, today after class I went to the Glass Museum in downtown Tacoma- it was pretty cool. Took my roommate's digital camera and got some good shots of things around there- will try and post them when I can. It was a good way to spend my birthday- I walked around by myself, and didn't talk to anyone- just a couple hours of me, alone,...
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joscelyne:
happy effin birfday, you effin eff! wink eye heart yew
verifythis:
Happy B-Day. I cannot share the d or the a. But I can share the rest. Errr. Hahaha. Whooomp! Wuv the Bday boy. I wish you many subsequent years of manlove in your life.

xo
sarah
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It's my birthday today, so I'm going to the glass museum in downtown Tacoma after school today and take a lot of photos. If you guys like, I can maybe post them later on... anyway, I hope you're all doing well- I am glad to be surrounded by folks such as yourselves as I enter my 25th year on this earth. Thank you all. If...
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oipthestampede:
oh man, seeing your fantasy makes me think of the movie biozombie. ahh, what a great movie.
ozymandias:
Happy Birthday
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Tomorrow is my birthday... and I haven't a THING to wear.
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quijybo:
wear your birthday suit ;D
rawr_ima_monster:
happy birthday, smell-o-pants.
-let the homo-fest begin!,
Dave
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"Now remember, Michael- no one who's seen what you're about to see has made it outside of this house. If you do..."

I fixed him with a sidelong glance- "That's not your problem- if I make it out of this house, you'll never even remember meeting me."

With that, he finally seemed satisfied.

And then he opened the door.

Now, I've been doing this job...
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joscelyne:
holy shit. that's pretty good, Randy. I want to print it but my stupid browser isn't letting me selecting what I want. Can you email it to me? Pease?

and *hugs*
goatsgotohell:
and dance....