Well kiddies, thought I'd update this thing before I head out- I feel better tonight, so me and AvantTard are going out DRINKING. Wish us luck!
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Hey kiddies... my apologies to everyone I missed last night in chat- took two antihistamines, and I was down for tha count, y'all. Seriously, I haven't slept like that in weeks- we're talking total shutdown of ALL higher brain function. I was laying on my roommate's bed, watching the movie "Avalon", and all of a sudden he's turning on the light above me, and yelling,...
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avanttard:
Maybe if you're a televangelist, I should be the Almighty Hand of God?
Make sure to do good televangelist combover, ok?
Make sure to do good televangelist combover, ok?
murkling:
hmm... televangelism...that sounds like a scam...er...ah... plan I would be down with.
Suppose I should update this thing, even though I don't really feel like it... it's Saturday morning here, and it's officaly too friggin' cold outside. The good news is, I was told we're getting a heater for the garage, which is good- I don't wanna spend another winter gluing my fingers back on after they snap off from frostbite. I'm on my roommate's laptop right...
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rawr_ima_monster:
benadryl is RAD. people who don't take meds are missin out, yo. Anime and job hunting are a no good mix, in my experience. makes your brain go bye bye
-silly hippies. (just kidding)
Dave
-silly hippies. (just kidding)
Dave
catculus:
yay! warmth!
Bah... still sick, y'all. Didn't do much today, just went to school and infected God knows how many people... hope I didn't get the cutie I sit next to in my CIS class... I'm hoping I'll end up "tutoring" her, if you know what I mean. And when I say "tutoring", I mean "I hope she won't press charges!" No, seriously, I am in desperate...
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goatsgotohell:
You need to visit, I can get you the hook up like I said.
Feel better you tub-o-crisco eating lard ass =)
Feel better you tub-o-crisco eating lard ass =)
maxx:
I know what you mean. A girl who won't press charges is hard to come by.
I think I'm getting sick- I'm tired, my lymph nodes are all swollen and painful, and I'm coughing up more crap than John Wayne in a cancer ward. Okay, that last comment was just wrong, but I still said it. And what's more, you read it! Now it's a permanent part of your brain! How does it feel?
Okay, that's the last time I drink...
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Okay, that's the last time I drink...
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rawr_ima_monster:
chatamachat. take sudafed. drugsare good for you.
-yay
Dave
-yay
Dave
goatsgotohell:
Next time we talk I'll hook you up with my number and you can harrass me in the near future Faggo.
Inoculation.....and SICK
Inoculation.....and SICK
It is too goddamn cold in this garage- plain and simple.
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goatsgotohell:
I was just quoting my alter ego in my journal.
At least with you I know ahead of time you are going to belittle me on a daily basis.
None of this pretend to be nice stuff then all of a sudden turning into a total asshole for no reason.
Impersonation....and DANCE
At least with you I know ahead of time you are going to belittle me on a daily basis.
None of this pretend to be nice stuff then all of a sudden turning into a total asshole for no reason.
Impersonation....and DANCE
avanttard:
Maybe you need to have sex with an anonymous stranger? Remember the day when television characters trapped in the cold had no choice but to make wild, animalistic love to oneanother to fend off Jack Frost?
Despite the fact that they might both be married to other people, it was either do the deed or die. So it was with much trepadation that they'd fuck eachother's brains out. WHY DOESN'T THIS OCCUR ON TELEVISION ANYMORE?
Or maybe you could just hump your Ricky-O DVD.
Despite the fact that they might both be married to other people, it was either do the deed or die. So it was with much trepadation that they'd fuck eachother's brains out. WHY DOESN'T THIS OCCUR ON TELEVISION ANYMORE?
Or maybe you could just hump your Ricky-O DVD.
It's the middle of the afternoon, and I'm feeling better right now- went to school, went and begged for a job at ye olde shopping mall, and it's a bit warmer in the garage now. I am still kinda tired, though- I think I might just accidentally take a nap. Whoops!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
theoriginalsin:
Hey, quit drooling on the keyboard.
catculus:
I need a job.
Bah... it's morning here, and I feel all groggy and shit. I really don't want to go to class, but since the good ol' govmint's payin' for it, I suppose I have to... I just wish that I felt a little better in the mornings- I keep waking up in the middle of the night, and I don't know why, except to take a leak....
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joscelyne:
I didn't say anything you think I said!
Nice temperature, I hope you find some way to keep warm.
Nice temperature, I hope you find some way to keep warm.
goatsgotohell:
I got a job for you still if you ever decide you'll wear that french maid's outfit. =P
Well, it's the middle of the afternoon, and I'm at school right now, writing you good people this update on my palmpilot in the library. I'll load it onto my page when I get home, so if you're reading this, it's already a few hours old. Tre apocalyptic, no? Even in the present, the past tense refuses to die.
I just finished reading the new...
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Yesterday I was driving home, and when I got off the freeway, I saw a guy sitting on the offramp with a dog and a sign- it said, "WHY LIE- I NEED DOG FOOD, A BURGER AND A BEER". Just then, a soccer mom in a giant SUV had pulled over to give this man a bag of dog food. When traffic finally started moving...
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oipthestampede:
Excuse me, but it can only be called a bad hair cut if you cut it 
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olivia:
some of us are assmonkeys, some of us are bonobos.
And yes, please divulge your ham-shaking secrets to the unwashed.