A lovely note from one of my neighbors appeared in my mailbox this morning.
Ahem:
"Good morning-
Your dog is barking nonstop, and has been for days. Not only is this annoying, it sets off other dogs in the neighborhood.
Please keep your dog inside. I've heard other neighbors complaining, and someone has or will call animal control.
According to PortlandMaps.com, this house is owned by so-and-so in such-and-such town. Presumably, this is a rental property. We will write to Mr. So-and-So if necessary."
How does it feel to go through life like something that lives under a rock, you fucking passive-aggressive insect? You didn't even put your name on it, you gutless coward. Go die of AIDS.
Ahem:
"Good morning-
Your dog is barking nonstop, and has been for days. Not only is this annoying, it sets off other dogs in the neighborhood.
Please keep your dog inside. I've heard other neighbors complaining, and someone has or will call animal control.
According to PortlandMaps.com, this house is owned by so-and-so in such-and-such town. Presumably, this is a rental property. We will write to Mr. So-and-So if necessary."
How does it feel to go through life like something that lives under a rock, you fucking passive-aggressive insect? You didn't even put your name on it, you gutless coward. Go die of AIDS.
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flimsy:
Seriously, shut your effin dog up. 
thistle:
"Butthole Crazy" is coincidentally my new electroclash single.