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mistersatan

At home. Studying.

Member Since 2002

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Sunday Oct 13, 2002

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Hey kiddies... my apologies to everyone I missed last night in chat- took two antihistamines, and I was down for tha count, y'all. Seriously, I haven't slept like that in weeks- we're talking total shutdown of ALL higher brain function. I was laying on my roommate's bed, watching the movie "Avalon", and all of a sudden he's turning on the light above me, and yelling, "No sleeping in my bed, ya bum!" That's okay, I showed him- I lost count of how many times I farted in it.

Don't mess with me- I may appear meek and mild, but underneath, I am truly the Prince of All That is Evil.

Kisses!!!
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avanttard:
Maybe if you're a televangelist, I should be the Almighty Hand of God?

Make sure to do good televangelist combover, ok?
Oct 13, 2002
murkling:
hmm... televangelism...that sounds like a scam...er...ah... plan I would be down with.
Oct 13, 2002

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