Yesterday I was driving home, and when I got off the freeway, I saw a guy sitting on the offramp with a dog and a sign- it said, "WHY LIE- I NEED DOG FOOD, A BURGER AND A BEER". Just then, a soccer mom in a giant SUV had pulled over to give this man a bag of dog food. When traffic finally started moving again, I pulled past him and saw that he was yelling something at all of us. Too bad I was listening to Cheap Trick too loudly to hear him clearly. I remember thinking something quite witty about the state of the world today, and forgetting it just as quickly when I looked over at the next light and saw the beautiful blonde in the car next to me.
God, all we are are apes with credit cards and bad haircuts, you know?
God, all we are are apes with credit cards and bad haircuts, you know?
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oipthestampede:
Excuse me, but it can only be called a bad hair cut if you cut it 
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olivia:
some of us are assmonkeys, some of us are bonobos.