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Sunday Mar 02, 2008

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Okay. We live in a pretty cool time, technology-wise. The internet, cell phones, plasma flat-screens, french ticklers, etc., etc.

So. Here we are, in the twenty-first century (man, that still sounds weird), with a shitload of information within our flabby, sweaty grasp. Mind you, there are still secrets out there; things people don't want you to know (I'm talking to YOU, US government, Dane Cook and Olestra). But by and large, this might be the closest the human race has ever gotten to being in an "information age".

If all of the above is true- and I have no reason to believe my hungover, idiotic ramblings aren't- then why in the damn ass crap can't I find a copy of this?!

How about it, society? I'd say you owe me one after finding out I was 36% high fructose corn syrup the other day.

If you made it this far, congratulations on reading some crap.
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atomicant:
36%? come on man, we both know it's higher than that...

and apparently patton oswalt used to do ninja readings of that script at live shows until the jerry lewis estate got wind of it...
Mar 3, 2008
kirin_ka:
You can't find it because it stalks you from the shadows. When the time is right it'll find you.
Mar 3, 2008

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