Okay, would sex with me really be THAT bad? Come on, ladies!!!
*drums fingers, waits by the phone*
*drums fingers, waits by the phone*
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nic:
Hey! What you are seeing here is an accordion weilding atomic sex bomb, and when we blow the world up together, he'll seranade me with his oompah music as I pick charred splinters off accordion-dissing asshole out of my soles.
meempants:
Bwahahaha. My subtle plan to get mrsatan some lovin' seems to be working. I prefer payments in cash, satan.