Had dinner with my family today for my sister's Birthday. I forgot how difficult it is to find the balance of drinking just enough to tolerate them, but not too much, otherwise i'll tell them what I really think of them.
Today's Tally:
25 smokes and counting
4 cocktails
3 beers
My grandmother is a horrible case of human being. She's old, miserly, and cheap. When we went to clean up loose wrapping paper at xmas, she quoted us the price of the trash bag. Fuckin' depression made a race of old, hard, bitchy, cheap mongers! But I digress. Thanks for killing the nazis! Now figure out the atm and your remote control.
This has been ranty Mcrantertons rantified rant.
Today's Tally:
25 smokes and counting
4 cocktails
3 beers
My grandmother is a horrible case of human being. She's old, miserly, and cheap. When we went to clean up loose wrapping paper at xmas, she quoted us the price of the trash bag. Fuckin' depression made a race of old, hard, bitchy, cheap mongers! But I digress. Thanks for killing the nazis! Now figure out the atm and your remote control.
This has been ranty Mcrantertons rantified rant.