misterjesus

Boobs to play with...OK I'll loan you mine, but you have to feed them three times a day and ship them back to me in time for a bah mitsva in mid-June.

I can help ya.....but my boobs are on loan at the moment.

It's a ghost town around here. Oh, wait. It's just that I'm Cincinnati.

i was actually over there, but i wasn't doing anything illegal, i swear.

about my hands...
yes, I know, I should get my condition cleared up but, damn, they look sooooo good with my eyes.
bondgirl

Woo! Who do you think you are Fred Durst? I hate to dispence with the love tough but this routine does not wash with me, I've enjoyed your company and have seen others do so to, and I've seen the ladies flirt with you but you seem blind to this. You're clever and well travelled but you've build up this image in your head that you're a lump of shit. If this shiny eyed bint does not give a steaming stream of monkey piss about you then fuck her cos it's her loss!! It's time to pull your heart out of your ass and place it neaty on your sleve, it's gonna take some balls cos it's gonna get pummelled a few time but you gotta get up and dust yourself off and on to the next. And don't tell I'm too young to know because I'm speaking without corruption! Don't tell me your too old/fat/ugly etc cos guess what pal: there are fatter, uglier, older men than you. So if you want happiness then you gotta look real hard and if you even so much as smell it then grab it by the bollocks and squeeze it till your hands bleed.

This is the road on which the Troubadour walks...

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 1:28PM]

Dude I think you missed my answers!!!

If you are ever bored scroll back one entry to read them all.

P.S. Be positive.

"the car runs out of gears before it runs out of rev's" - yeah, I'd much rather that than a car with a theoretical 150mph limit that's unreachable unless you're in the Australian fucking Outback.

I used to have a Focus that ran out of steam at 110, but it pulled like a rocket to get there. Far more realistic to have a car that sprints like fuck to a 'safe' 100. My experience suggests that's characteristic of modern turbodiesels.

Browsing on eBay revealed a 'guaranteed' 20bhp mod for my CFH at the bargain price of 2.99. Had to get it.
Sounds like an electronic trick-out for the air mass sensor to think it's warmer, less dense air and hose in more fuel.

I think it's more because I don't have a life....LOL.

Dude, my Saturday night consisted of NO drinking and playing the new Trivial Pursuit DVD version with DaddyX and 1Lunatic. And the sad part is I actually enjoyed it. That is sad, but I've come to terms with it and I embrace my sadness....heh heh.

So how's my hottie MisterJesus?

I don't even know the name of your band, but i do know i'm still waiting for a cheque

I admit it i dont.
but you tell me and i will!