Don't you hate it when things start to seem to be getting better after a real bad patch.
Then something goes REALLY wrong. and your worse than before things started to improve.
Welcome to my shitty useless worthless life.
Anybody want to be me? cause I am fucking sick of it.
I'm so pathetic I irritate myself sometimes.
oh however I got my flames coloured...
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Then something goes REALLY wrong. and your worse than before things started to improve.
Welcome to my shitty useless worthless life.
Anybody want to be me? cause I am fucking sick of it.
I'm so pathetic I irritate myself sometimes.
oh however I got my flames coloured...
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Just a little about myself. Oh, and by the way...the name's MisterJesus.
MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one...
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MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one...
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ellebelle:
check this out: http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail.com/verle33/HummingBirdNest/
keep opening it up to get the full effect. I just added it to my journal~ you barely missed it!
keep opening it up to get the full effect. I just added it to my journal~ you barely missed it!
nogodsnomanagers:
camping eh?
wiping your bum on leaves
smelling the fresh fresh air
hoping you're not attacked by wildebeast
my idea of fun
unfortunately i'm rather tied up with "higher" education
perhaps when the weather becomes milder and my head can handle the wide open spaces
but good for you on the weatherproofing
xx ngnm
wiping your bum on leaves
smelling the fresh fresh air
hoping you're not attacked by wildebeast
my idea of fun
unfortunately i'm rather tied up with "higher" education
perhaps when the weather becomes milder and my head can handle the wide open spaces
but good for you on the weatherproofing
xx ngnm
Just to continue a theme....
MisterJesus!
-only 14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to MisterJesus.
Caution: MisterJesus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
MisterJesus Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use MisterJesusl on concrete.
Discontinue use of MisterJesus if any of the following...
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MisterJesus!
-only 14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to MisterJesus.
Caution: MisterJesus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
MisterJesus Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use MisterJesusl on concrete.
Discontinue use of MisterJesus if any of the following...
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unravled:
That's fair. But if you're not here by Wednesday I'll expect a full refund.
eeeoooeeeoooeee:
Someone stole the username Damien. Everyone knows I'm the REAL Damien.
Notes for the correct use of MisterJesus
Not for human consumption. Do not open near fire or flame. Choking hazard for small children. Your mileage may vary. License and doc fees may apply. Best if used before this date. Some settling of contents may occur. Recycled flush water Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to...
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Not for human consumption. Do not open near fire or flame. Choking hazard for small children. Your mileage may vary. License and doc fees may apply. Best if used before this date. Some settling of contents may occur. Recycled flush water Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to...
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nadine:
note *for* misterjesus.....do not write again! ever ever again!! 
christ i cant believe you expect me to read that!!! 
christ i cant believe you expect me to read that!!! 
charlie_stars:
its a rover 620 i think i'm bad with numers, but its the bigger one with a honda motor
It's said that when you love someone, realy love someone, you know it.
That's true
I think that there is always a moment in a relationship that really "makes" it.
Here's mine
One afternoon in the Fall, we were both tired from having gone out early, so back at the house we decided to take a nap together, I was just on the plesantside of...
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That's true
I think that there is always a moment in a relationship that really "makes" it.
Here's mine
One afternoon in the Fall, we were both tired from having gone out early, so back at the house we decided to take a nap together, I was just on the plesantside of...
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juliana:
mister jesus need not apologize. love is never having to make jesus say he's sorry...
i hope you're doing a bit better by now?
i hope you're doing a bit better by now?
juliana:
for whatever it's worth, here's a :::hugg::: before i head off to class.
see you later.
for whatever it's worth, here's a :::hugg::: before i head off to class.
see you later.
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nadine:
wang!!
hermes:
Tea is good - makes the world go 'round. I'm a bit purist though as I prefer mine weak and black (also I have an intolerance to milk). There's a random fact for the day for you... 
Not Happy.
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oraaaaange:
I saw one... somewhere on the boards.
I saw one... somewhere on the boards.
wated:
Is there an amusing wheel brace story you're going to tell me? Go on, you know you want to! 
Lick a snow leopard's ring of fire.
El Bastarditos!!!!!1
Well I can't go to the London meet now as my car has broken again, this time the windows won't stay up when you set the alarm on, according to the local Jaguar dealer the obstruction sensor is fouled.
Tell you what, after this being the I don't know how many-ith time taking my POS there. The air was pretty fouled too by...
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Well I can't go to the London meet now as my car has broken again, this time the windows won't stay up when you set the alarm on, according to the local Jaguar dealer the obstruction sensor is fouled.
Tell you what, after this being the I don't know how many-ith time taking my POS there. The air was pretty fouled too by...
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asha:
just dont get anything small like a mini or a Ka....they suck bigtime!
hmmm, i think i can guess what you been by any ladies out there...
hehe
hmmm, i think i can guess what you been by any ladies out there...
hehe
deadish:
get an audi TT..mmm..purty
The depth of human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english...
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so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english...
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nevilthedogboy:
hey.. i didn't have to kill the sound guy.. the songs a whole helluva lot clearer now
charlie_stars:
well my friend welcome to my world of self doubt but look at me, i turned my weaknesses to an advantage.
you wonder if people like you? well i like you, and besides you get way more replies then i do. yes i admit i am not exactly the most attractive man or the most entertaining but i always manage to draw a crowd at parties. as for what women want that changes as often as the weather once you think you have them figured out they change the rules on ya. i miss my dog too and if it wasnt for the insanly strict ASPCA laws in the Uk I'd get another one. your better at photography then me. and definatly more interesting then i. but now onto a less serious note ever see the film stuart saves his family?and in all honesty man i really do like you and if you dont cease and desist all these nagative vibes i'm coming over to your house and dry humping your leg
you wonder if people like you? well i like you, and besides you get way more replies then i do. yes i admit i am not exactly the most attractive man or the most entertaining but i always manage to draw a crowd at parties. as for what women want that changes as often as the weather once you think you have them figured out they change the rules on ya. i miss my dog too and if it wasnt for the insanly strict ASPCA laws in the Uk I'd get another one. your better at photography then me. and definatly more interesting then i. but now onto a less serious note ever see the film stuart saves his family?and in all honesty man i really do like you and if you dont cease and desist all these nagative vibes i'm coming over to your house and dry humping your leg
I've been doing alot better here in Ireland-=At least my husband DRAGS me outdoors on the weekends.
When I feel like Im angry and want to scream- I DO. If I feel like I want to cry- I DO. If I feel like I want to run-
I do it in my dreams. (cuz running sucks man!)
Hitting bottom or just feeling desprately HOPELESS is actual a good thing for us to feel sometimes.- I know it sounds completely fucking lame- but its true! I can't imagine it getting much worse before it gets better.
Going through hell just to make it to heaven is sometimes worth it. Going through ANYTHING painful just to make it to a place that is CONFORTABLE is well worth the trip. Generally. But what do I know?
I need to go wollow in my misery for a little while longer.
I'm super pissed over some dumb-ass shit that shouldnt even be bothering me.
Unfortunately I also have to clean this den of iniquity.
Love and Light, Ellie