Just a little about myself. Oh, and by the way...the name's MisterJesus.
MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one...
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MisterJesus is great. MisterJesus is God. MisterJesus deserves the best.
MisterJesus is the best. MisterJesus was scouted by the Yankees and Rams, and once refused to let Tiger Woods carry his clubs.
MisterJesus can speak Esperanto both fluently and eloquently. MisterJesus doesn't smoke tobacco, crack, or salmon.
MisterJesus for President. MisterJesus the one...
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Just to continue a theme....
MisterJesus!
-only 14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to MisterJesus.
Caution: MisterJesus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
MisterJesus Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use MisterJesusl on concrete.
Discontinue use of MisterJesus if any of the following...
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MisterJesus!
-only 14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to MisterJesus.
Caution: MisterJesus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
MisterJesus Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use MisterJesusl on concrete.
Discontinue use of MisterJesus if any of the following...
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unravled:
That's fair. But if you're not here by Wednesday I'll expect a full refund.
eeeoooeeeoooeee:
Someone stole the username Damien. Everyone knows I'm the REAL Damien.
Notes for the correct use of MisterJesus
Not for human consumption. Do not open near fire or flame. Choking hazard for small children. Your mileage may vary. License and doc fees may apply. Best if used before this date. Some settling of contents may occur. Recycled flush water Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to...
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Not for human consumption. Do not open near fire or flame. Choking hazard for small children. Your mileage may vary. License and doc fees may apply. Best if used before this date. Some settling of contents may occur. Recycled flush water Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to...
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nadine:
note *for* misterjesus.....do not write again! ever ever again!! 
christ i cant believe you expect me to read that!!! 
christ i cant believe you expect me to read that!!! 
charlie_stars:
its a rover 620 i think i'm bad with numers, but its the bigger one with a honda motor
It's said that when you love someone, realy love someone, you know it.
That's true
I think that there is always a moment in a relationship that really "makes" it.
Here's mine
One afternoon in the Fall, we were both tired from having gone out early, so back at the house we decided to take a nap together, I was just on the plesantside of...
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That's true
I think that there is always a moment in a relationship that really "makes" it.
Here's mine
One afternoon in the Fall, we were both tired from having gone out early, so back at the house we decided to take a nap together, I was just on the plesantside of...
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juliana:
mister jesus need not apologize. love is never having to make jesus say he's sorry...
i hope you're doing a bit better by now?
i hope you're doing a bit better by now?
juliana:
for whatever it's worth, here's a :::hugg::: before i head off to class.
see you later.
for whatever it's worth, here's a :::hugg::: before i head off to class.
see you later.
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nadine:
wang!!
hermes:
Tea is good - makes the world go 'round. I'm a bit purist though as I prefer mine weak and black (also I have an intolerance to milk). There's a random fact for the day for you... 
Not Happy.
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oraaaaange:
I saw one... somewhere on the boards.
I saw one... somewhere on the boards.
wated:
Is there an amusing wheel brace story you're going to tell me? Go on, you know you want to! 
Lick a snow leopard's ring of fire.
El Bastarditos!!!!!1
Well I can't go to the London meet now as my car has broken again, this time the windows won't stay up when you set the alarm on, according to the local Jaguar dealer the obstruction sensor is fouled.
Tell you what, after this being the I don't know how many-ith time taking my POS there. The air was pretty fouled too by...
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Well I can't go to the London meet now as my car has broken again, this time the windows won't stay up when you set the alarm on, according to the local Jaguar dealer the obstruction sensor is fouled.
Tell you what, after this being the I don't know how many-ith time taking my POS there. The air was pretty fouled too by...
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asha:
just dont get anything small like a mini or a Ka....they suck bigtime!
hmmm, i think i can guess what you been by any ladies out there...
hehe
hmmm, i think i can guess what you been by any ladies out there...
hehe
deadish:
get an audi TT..mmm..purty
The depth of human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english...
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so here is some random thoughts
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? I personally want a doctor who is done practising and is ready to doctor for real.
Inflammable and flammable. SAME fucking meaning.. why do we need two words for that when the first word has the 2nd word in it? english...
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nevilthedogboy:
hey.. i didn't have to kill the sound guy.. the songs a whole helluva lot clearer now
charlie_stars:
well my friend welcome to my world of self doubt but look at me, i turned my weaknesses to an advantage.
you wonder if people like you? well i like you, and besides you get way more replies then i do. yes i admit i am not exactly the most attractive man or the most entertaining but i always manage to draw a crowd at parties. as for what women want that changes as often as the weather once you think you have them figured out they change the rules on ya. i miss my dog too and if it wasnt for the insanly strict ASPCA laws in the Uk I'd get another one. your better at photography then me. and definatly more interesting then i. but now onto a less serious note ever see the film stuart saves his family?and in all honesty man i really do like you and if you dont cease and desist all these nagative vibes i'm coming over to your house and dry humping your leg
you wonder if people like you? well i like you, and besides you get way more replies then i do. yes i admit i am not exactly the most attractive man or the most entertaining but i always manage to draw a crowd at parties. as for what women want that changes as often as the weather once you think you have them figured out they change the rules on ya. i miss my dog too and if it wasnt for the insanly strict ASPCA laws in the Uk I'd get another one. your better at photography then me. and definatly more interesting then i. but now onto a less serious note ever see the film stuart saves his family?and in all honesty man i really do like you and if you dont cease and desist all these nagative vibes i'm coming over to your house and dry humping your leg
Chicken. 
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bracket:
nnooooooo get back to old name!!!!!
my cat got hit by a car
my cat got hit by a car
drunkpunk:
Chicken + big knife = chicken fillets.
Not for me though mate...... I'm a veggie
Not for me though mate...... I'm a veggie
Nasel hair is pure fucking evil I tell you.
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vicky:
Thanks for the support hun. Unfortunately my sis had never seen these people before and there were no witnesses so they can't be identified
The worse thing was that it was boys and girls who started the fight.
My sis was trying to stop a guy and a girl beating the shit out of her friend when she was shoved to the floor causing the break. It's times like this when i wish i wasn't at stoopid uni.
The worse thing was that it was boys and girls who started the fight.
My sis was trying to stop a guy and a girl beating the shit out of her friend when she was shoved to the floor causing the break. It's times like this when i wish i wasn't at stoopid uni.
caz:
... is this the evil we must compete against nowadays!
You can just never tell!
You can just never tell!
I am so fucking awesome it's unreal
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arri:
really? you're in dorset too? that's cool. do you know of any other SG people down there?
nadine:
and and and.......I GOT A NEW SHIRT!!!!!!
i didn't forget i uploaded a pic of me seeing it in the photsets!! and put your name in brackets to let ya know how happy i am!! 
thanks so much for the ride, it was really appreciated! you are such a cool guy and i'm glad you have some out in to the community round here!! **hugs**
i didn't forget i uploaded a pic of me seeing it in the photsets!!
and put your name in brackets to let ya know how happy i am!!
thanks so much for the ride, it was really appreciated! you are such a cool guy and i'm glad you have some out in to the community round here!!
**hugs**
keep opening it up to get the full effect. I just added it to my journal~ you barely missed it!
wiping your bum on leaves
smelling the fresh fresh air
hoping you're not attacked by wildebeast
my idea of fun
unfortunately i'm rather tied up with "higher" education
perhaps when the weather becomes milder and my head can handle the wide open spaces
but good for you on the weatherproofing
xx ngnm