So she made me sign a couple of forms and shake hands with Major Kawalski (yes that's his real name)
"You're doing such a brave thing for a 15 year old"
If I remember correctly he was some generic looking 40 something wearing a woodland uniform and a perfectly straight beret, which I later learned during a shopping trip to Tesco that it was hiding his lack of hair and sun spots.
"Awesumsauce..."
He accepted my prickley disposition quite well in all fairness to the guy.
These days it's hard to come by such a great guy. He's the new aged militarised paedofile. Enticing teenagers into his office, attracting them with dog handling prospects and the promise of no more class room. The strange thing being that he'd convice the parents he's going to look after their kids and they can relax and watch Corrie in peace. Think bad bad babysitter with her boyfriend in the shower.
Moral of the story here is don't trust the smiling guy in the beret, he'll really fuck your shit up... and your parents will thank him for it.
"You're doing such a brave thing for a 15 year old"
If I remember correctly he was some generic looking 40 something wearing a woodland uniform and a perfectly straight beret, which I later learned during a shopping trip to Tesco that it was hiding his lack of hair and sun spots.
"Awesumsauce..."
He accepted my prickley disposition quite well in all fairness to the guy.
These days it's hard to come by such a great guy. He's the new aged militarised paedofile. Enticing teenagers into his office, attracting them with dog handling prospects and the promise of no more class room. The strange thing being that he'd convice the parents he's going to look after their kids and they can relax and watch Corrie in peace. Think bad bad babysitter with her boyfriend in the shower.
Moral of the story here is don't trust the smiling guy in the beret, he'll really fuck your shit up... and your parents will thank him for it.
brokenenglish:
Happy Birthday 