It's been a while since I've blogged.
Where to begin?
Hmmm.
So, today my best friend and I went to get our matching rose tattoos touched up. That's right. I said it. I have a matching rose tattoo on my neck with my best friend. Don't talk shit
Well, my artist decided to only redo the outline.
So, now the color looks extra faint! Good thing I was planning on going back next week for some new ink.
He better not give me attitude and touch it up
In other news:
Why are guys SO horrible?
This may sound like a generalization. And, it kind of is. But I've had boy problems up the ass lately.
If anyone feels like giving me advice...feel free to chime in.
Here goes scenario number one:
I met this guy. We hung out once and bonded over our love of pinup girls, Harley Davidson motorcycles, vodka and tattoos.
He was so sweet!
Of course, we slept together. I didn't see it coming. At all. The first time? It was okay. He cuddled me all throughout the night, which I didn't quite approve of.
We woke up the next morning, and had sex again before I saw him off to work.
I ended up leaving my brand new pink leopard print g-string in his room.
He texted me later that day and wanted to meet up again.
I was skeptical, but I agreed.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
The next time we hung out was a disaster!!!
I drove out to his house (an hour north from mine) and knocked on the door...called...he never answered. I was so upset!
I deleted his phone number and decided to write him off all together. He called the next day and was super apologetic, so I gave him one last chance.. and wow. Did he make things weird.
I show up, he's already wasted.
He likes to party, this one.
Right before we met, he had a big lesion in his head from a bar fight (complete with a blood soaked baseball hat) and can no longer hear out of his left ear...from that incident.
Well.
He was wasted.
And he was SO aggressive.
I'm not going to lie. It was super hot.
I love a man who can pin me down and put the moves on me.
Just not in front of his roommate and his roommates 2 year old son?
To make matters worse, he made me drive him to the store down the street to buy us alcohol. WITH MY DEBIT CARD.
He ended up drinking most of it.
I was laying on his couch, in my new tweed dress, and he was pouring wine down my mouth, licking it off of my tits, fingering me super hard... of course we went down to the bedroom.
AND IT WAS AMAZING.
It was super rough...just like I like it.
I fucked him like a champ. And then he layed it on me:
He's in a gang. A pretty brutal one. He has warrants out for his arrest. He beats the shit out of people for fun. He's been to jail, a bunch of times. Should the tear drop tattoo have been a sign?
What can I say?
I'm a sucker for super tattooed guys. Gang members or not.
And he's hot!
And soo funny.
Of course, I became instantly smitten . Despite his violent tendancies.
He later smacked me around a few times...but..not in a bad way.
I liked it. a lot.
But now that I'm into him...he's not into me!
WHAT GIVES?
Scenario number two.
My ex boyfriend...the one that I lost my virginity to? He is a complete fucking douchebag. He goes onto my facebook, adds some of my girl friends and then proceeds to flirt with them right in plain view.
Right after texting me trying to hang out?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO?
Boys are so confusing.
Where to begin?
Hmmm.
So, today my best friend and I went to get our matching rose tattoos touched up. That's right. I said it. I have a matching rose tattoo on my neck with my best friend. Don't talk shit
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
Well, my artist decided to only redo the outline.
So, now the color looks extra faint! Good thing I was planning on going back next week for some new ink.
He better not give me attitude and touch it up
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
In other news:
Why are guys SO horrible?
This may sound like a generalization. And, it kind of is. But I've had boy problems up the ass lately.
If anyone feels like giving me advice...feel free to chime in.
Here goes scenario number one:
I met this guy. We hung out once and bonded over our love of pinup girls, Harley Davidson motorcycles, vodka and tattoos.
He was so sweet!
Of course, we slept together. I didn't see it coming. At all. The first time? It was okay. He cuddled me all throughout the night, which I didn't quite approve of.
We woke up the next morning, and had sex again before I saw him off to work.
I ended up leaving my brand new pink leopard print g-string in his room.
He texted me later that day and wanted to meet up again.
I was skeptical, but I agreed.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
The next time we hung out was a disaster!!!
I drove out to his house (an hour north from mine) and knocked on the door...called...he never answered. I was so upset!
I deleted his phone number and decided to write him off all together. He called the next day and was super apologetic, so I gave him one last chance.. and wow. Did he make things weird.
I show up, he's already wasted.
He likes to party, this one.
Right before we met, he had a big lesion in his head from a bar fight (complete with a blood soaked baseball hat) and can no longer hear out of his left ear...from that incident.
Well.
He was wasted.
And he was SO aggressive.
I'm not going to lie. It was super hot.
I love a man who can pin me down and put the moves on me.
Just not in front of his roommate and his roommates 2 year old son?
To make matters worse, he made me drive him to the store down the street to buy us alcohol. WITH MY DEBIT CARD.
He ended up drinking most of it.
I was laying on his couch, in my new tweed dress, and he was pouring wine down my mouth, licking it off of my tits, fingering me super hard... of course we went down to the bedroom.
AND IT WAS AMAZING.
It was super rough...just like I like it.
I fucked him like a champ. And then he layed it on me:
He's in a gang. A pretty brutal one. He has warrants out for his arrest. He beats the shit out of people for fun. He's been to jail, a bunch of times. Should the tear drop tattoo have been a sign?
What can I say?
I'm a sucker for super tattooed guys. Gang members or not.
And he's hot!
And soo funny.
Of course, I became instantly smitten . Despite his violent tendancies.
He later smacked me around a few times...but..not in a bad way.
I liked it. a lot.
But now that I'm into him...he's not into me!
WHAT GIVES?
Scenario number two.
My ex boyfriend...the one that I lost my virginity to? He is a complete fucking douchebag. He goes onto my facebook, adds some of my girl friends and then proceeds to flirt with them right in plain view.
Right after texting me trying to hang out?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO?
Boys are so confusing.
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I really enjoy letting other people get happiness from my epic failures.
Well.
He called me yesterday and asked if I'd be going out tonight for St. Patricks day. I told him no- thinking he would invite me over or something. He simply said :
"Oh, I am. I'm going to a bar though so you can't really come."
?!?