missmay

Yeah.
YOU'RE A FUCKING PRICK DOUCHEBAG PRETTY BOY WITH A PRETTY FACE AND A SMALL COCK.
I'm not hurt, I didn't want to take you home to mom.
JUST WANTED TO MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS.
But I think you're a FAG.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Kthanks.

I believe I've found my soul mate.

Well, FML. Furreal.
Last Friday I stepped on a little mirror and broke it.
Monday night I ended up SHITFACED and woke up Tuesday to my tire being slashed.
I took Tuesday off work because I had so much to do.
Couldn't do any of it because of the tire.
I picked up the closing shift to try to make more money..
Was still $30...
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That's not Mickey Mouse. Thats TIT DIRT.
FUCK SALT!
You can't do shit without your balls!
ASS
Bullshit
Fuck you I'm brushing my teeth.
FAGGOT!
DICK.
ASS
ASS
Who's that fag with the tuba?
Don't talk shit about total!
I'd kill myself too if my last name was COMBS.
Oh Bob Saget.

I need money.
Shits hittin the fan.
I think I'm about to start stripping.
Even with the condition of my babybelly,
I would still look better than half of those girls at the Harem.

Um, today was bad. Very bad.

I've got a stage 5 clinger on my hands. It's actually kind of scary.

As of this moment, men are objects and not much more.
No offense, men. I know there is more to ONE OF YOU than that.
But, that's all I'm interested in for now.

No, I decided I don't want to see that. .
So I just won't look, ever again.
As for you?
I'll see you again. I promise that. June couldn't be closer.

Edited for 40oz just to make it into a quatrain really and correct your faux pas.