I had a couple of firsts last week to start off my 27th year...
I got to visit my Dad in jail, and hire him an attorney. Aren't I a great daughter?
I got a birthday cake that said "Happy Fucking Birthday" because I was pissed and I wanted it that way, and I learned that the currently accepted way to refer to a person you've been locked up in a cell with is NOT 'cellmate' but rather 'celly'.
Also, I was given a bouquet of rose for the first time.
This is going to be one hell of a great year. I can already tell...
I got to visit my Dad in jail, and hire him an attorney. Aren't I a great daughter?
I got a birthday cake that said "Happy Fucking Birthday" because I was pissed and I wanted it that way, and I learned that the currently accepted way to refer to a person you've been locked up in a cell with is NOT 'cellmate' but rather 'celly'.
Also, I was given a bouquet of rose for the first time.
This is going to be one hell of a great year. I can already tell...