miss_b_having

it's as hot as fuck here right now.

I lost My phone at a party last night in celebration of the footie, I love My phone, I miss My phone

on other news, I've been making lots of new friends

well this week was pretty shit.

barcelona won.

work has stressed me out so much that all the hot sex in the world wont relax me [that's if I were getting any, which I'm not at the minute]

it doesn't look like I'll be getting back the 400 I loaned someone.

and the weather, as usual, is shit

how's that for an update with fucking...
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How To Speak About Men & Women And Be Politically Correct:


1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.


2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


5. She...
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I am so broke it's not even funny, I cant afford to buy the uber sexy new phone i want because i've just loaned 400 quid to a friend in need and i dont get paid till next friday no boozing for me then

but its my birthday soon, so i'll accept all birthday cards in the form of alcoholic refreshments please, jager or absolut...
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sometimes when something shit happens, you dont realise the good that comes out of it until later on. new year, new headspace, well thats the plan. those that have dragged me down last year can go and live in the eternal hell that is britney spears' musical 'career', maybe that should read 'musical attempt'? meh like i care.

i'm reading anthony kiedis' book, i'm finding...
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okay so i'm not as hacked off as i was yesterday, things aren't great but it's cool. i'll let my therapist sort it out in 10 years time.

so i'm going to get my hair sorted today, i cant live with the red/purple growing out. but i dont know what to get next, oh well, guess we'll see what happens.

i think it must be...
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greetings all, i'm too lazy today to fill everything in but i'm sure i'll get round to it when i've run out of porn to watch

i'm having a fucking shit day, why is it that you always want what you cannot have and then when you can have it, you wouldnt fuck it for practice!

honestly, is it so we always strive to better...
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