BABY CATTRA IN BONDAGE???
So last night my mom took me back to the hospital to get re-checked for my pneumonia. I was terribly weak and coughing worse than ever, it was quite scary. While i was sitting there in my hospital gown, i noticed the box of rubber gloves near the bed... no, im not going somewhere that dirty... anyways, i saw the gloves and remembered all the times in hospital that Andrew would blow up the rubber gloves and try to make me laugh by throwing them at nurses. I told my mom that i missed him doing that, and she responded by telling me that she did that for me when i was a little girl to keep me entertained. (note: my dad was in hospital the first 2 years of my life, so i kinda grew up in one)
So she tells me that she would do things like blow up gloves and tape my toes, feet, fingers together with paper tape, and i would giggle and have fun getting the tape off. Well, at that notion i IMMEDIATELY said to my mom "My Gawd this is worse than being freudian, this is just fucked up! Where some children get stuck in the 'anal' phase, i got stuck in the BONDAGE phase!!!" My mom turned red and starting laughing saying she didnt mean for that to happen. And i countered by asking her if she ever wondered why there was always electrical tape and duct tape wrapped around the wrought iron headboard to my bed for so many years??!!
I was a baby in paper-tape bondage.
So many things make sense now. *shakes her head*
And yes, im still sick as fuck. In many
ways
edited to say: Im on a bunch of cold medicine and codeine forgive my grammar and structure. Im loaded.
So last night my mom took me back to the hospital to get re-checked for my pneumonia. I was terribly weak and coughing worse than ever, it was quite scary. While i was sitting there in my hospital gown, i noticed the box of rubber gloves near the bed... no, im not going somewhere that dirty... anyways, i saw the gloves and remembered all the times in hospital that Andrew would blow up the rubber gloves and try to make me laugh by throwing them at nurses. I told my mom that i missed him doing that, and she responded by telling me that she did that for me when i was a little girl to keep me entertained. (note: my dad was in hospital the first 2 years of my life, so i kinda grew up in one)
So she tells me that she would do things like blow up gloves and tape my toes, feet, fingers together with paper tape, and i would giggle and have fun getting the tape off. Well, at that notion i IMMEDIATELY said to my mom "My Gawd this is worse than being freudian, this is just fucked up! Where some children get stuck in the 'anal' phase, i got stuck in the BONDAGE phase!!!" My mom turned red and starting laughing saying she didnt mean for that to happen. And i countered by asking her if she ever wondered why there was always electrical tape and duct tape wrapped around the wrought iron headboard to my bed for so many years??!!
I was a baby in paper-tape bondage.
So many things make sense now. *shakes her head*
And yes, im still sick as fuck. In many
ways
edited to say: Im on a bunch of cold medicine and codeine forgive my grammar and structure. Im loaded.
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As far as childhood hospital memories go...the only one I could remember(well, not actually remember, but my mom told me)was when I first came out of the womb and pissed on the doctor. Yeah fun times indeed.
Please please please feel better.