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I need more tattoos. I'm going to do both arms to the elbows, and stop there. I think I'm going to work with an artist to see what we can conjure up. So tomorrow morning it's jump up, put on some old clothes, slap on some old Doc's, grab the dusty leather gloves and put the finishing touches on the clean up of the property. The big ass yellow trash bin thing was delivered this morning, so all we have to do is fill up trash bags with the garbage and throw em in. Maybe the damn judge and health people will get off our damn backs then.
After all of the cleaning, it's off to make an ass of myself at ye olde golf course with a guy from work and a friend. I'm going in the ugliest outfit I could scrounge up for sixty bucks at Walmart. Ugly yellow shirt, the hat I'm wearing in the profile pic, tacky blue pants, blah blah. Pics will be taken for you to laugh at, this I promise. My swing is a thing of beauty. That wine was so good last night that I think I'll pick up another bottle tomorrow too. So far my diet is thirteen days strong, and I can't but will wait another week to weigh myself. I'm on my "weigh" back from the brink of destruction people! Like that little joke? Didn't think so. Questions? Sure.
1. If you could be any type of cheese,
which would you be and why?
2. Do checkerboardy shirts rock or not?
3. As a person, from a 1 to a 10, what
would you rate yourself?
4. What kinda shirt are you wearing
right now?
5. Favorite potato chip?
6. What smell do you really like that
people think is weird? Example: I
really like the smell of Pine Sol
7. How many hours do you normally
sleep a night?
8. What's your fave instrument?
9. Why do cats always like lying on
car hoods?
10. If a stranger walked up to you and
asked for a hug, would you give one?

Thanks to all, and to all a good day!!!