mindless

I eat to relieve stress.
I like to feel sorry for myself.
I like to be alone more often than not.
I tend to see the negative before the positive.
I'm quick to anger, slow to calm.
I have a crappy job.
I don't like any of my clothes.
I think everything is a conspiracy.
I don't believe in true love.
I make fun of myself so others won't.
I think my nose is funny looking.
I don't believe the grass is greener on the other side.
I like the smell of petroleum.
I do everything halfassed.
I am my own worst enemy.

Do I have things to improve upon? I like to think so.
Do you?