Friday Jul 10, 2009

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Why Hello there.
it feels like 6 days has been too long. oh wait... it's been far longer than that hasn't it.

Last Time on Days of Our Lives......

jk.



But seriously....
i can't exactly remember off the top of my head what i blogged about before. [so happy i used "blogged" in a sentence and then again i feel so neo-nerdic]

But let me start anew...

So... troubles with girls are always that: TROUBLE.
And i seem to get myself into a share of trouble with them.
Always.

My ex and i broke up 5 times. i broke up with her once. she broke up with me 4 times. she left me for the same guy each time. whatever.... after the 3rd time i started seeing this girl. she wanted sex all the time. More than i wanted it. Which is quite a lot, let me tell you. the sex was fun. it wasn't great... but it was fun. But this girl was a nut-job. and not in that fun way when you stroke the balls either.
pardon me if i am getting a tad vulgar.
anywhoo... she's just nuts. ANDDDDD She's a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE kisser. ugghhhhhh.
she kisses like a dead fish.
No. i am sure i can get a better kiss from a deceased water faring animal.
Well... that "ended" and i got back together with the ex early this year. ... #4. she broke up with me for the other dude again.....
2 weeks ago i ran into her at the movie theater.
WAIT let me back up...
after she broke up with me... i sorta started seeing CRAZY again. (but it took a while)
and ... more recently... 3-4 weeks ago... i was seeing (albeit briefly) this girl i liked when i was still a senior in high school. (she put on a lot of weight since her dad died.) .... (not that that matters much)...
Well..... turns out.... the HS girl is still as annoying and whiny as ever!!!
we had sex... but.... i had to put an end to that...
That end came when
(re instate EX cut scene)
i ran into my ex at the movie theater.
i freaked
my friend freaked
she was apparently freaking out.
How do i know?
she called me the next day.
She saw my friend, but not me.
I saw her.
I panicked.
Regardless... we started talking the next day and were on the phone for 2 hours.
and then again later that evening.
and by saturday .... ummm.. No. Sunday.... we met up and went to the movies and dinner.
she thought it was a date.
So... we made it a date.
and honestly... I couldn't be happier.

Yeah... I know... she's left me for the same dude 4 times.
and me being a sucker... go back to her.... but.... really, it fits so well.
I'm stupid huh?
well let me tell you something...
I took one of those FaceBook tests that says what famous (fictional) couple i was... and I was the couple from the NoteBook. it said something about.. yeah you break up... but you always get back together and you know each other really well. or something like that.
And you KNOW those things are COMPLETELY ACCURATE!!!
( notice the drenching sarcasm)

Anywhoo................ So far... things seem to be going well.
She's all i can think about. She was all i was dreaming about before we ran into each other.... and well....
it happened. My dreams came true. (some of them were nightmares) but.... those were true too. in the end... the dreams won.

in OTHER news.....
I STILLLLLL need a fucking Job!!!
Best Buy said they REALLY want me... but they dont have an opening yet.
Dumb bastards need to get on that shit.
my other potentials haven't got back to me yet.

i really need a job that pays 45k/year or more. (i'm shooting for 300K, but i'll accept 85k) smile




Furthmore news:
this is more like a list of Movies that i want to see... or just feel like commenting on:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

-Red Dawn Main character= same guy who played Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek movie. AWESOME.
-Thor Main Character..... heyyyy...... Deja Vu! Same Guy!! AWESOME x2!!
-Thundercats FUCK YEAH! it's about time. I mean..they've got Transformers and GIJOE. This is the next step.
-Predators It's Predator... you know.. that big ugly thing that fights Arnold and fights Aliens. But there's more of them.
-Death Note US Version. The Japanese live action version is pretty good. Doesn't exactly follow the series, but... that's okay. It's still damn good. let's see if US can get it right. Christian Bale (i think) wants to do it.
-Frankenstein Vampires.... werewolves.... child wizards.... okay. we get it! Let's see a classic! Guillermo del Toro to direct. YES!
-Child's Play that's right. Chucky is back. this time.. they're re-doing the beginning. Just like Friday the 13th.
-Nightmare On Elm Street again... ANOTHER REBOOT. I'm not a big fan of horror movies. especially when the whole point is killing... and that's exactly what they do to it. They KILL IT. they kill it by having too many sequels and turning it to one giant VOM-FEST!
-Drop Dead Fred If you have never seen the original... you are missing out on some dirty, vulgar, potty mouth humor that spews itself in the form of a child's imaginary friend. This Re-boot is likely to have that guy from Forgetting Sarah Marhsall, the one and only, Russell Brand! this should be good!
-Alice in Wonderland Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter. Need i say more? insta-filmgasm.
-Old Boy this was a Korean film that was #2 in a trilogy, but it stands out all by itself. It is one of the BEST most fucked up movies i have ever seen and now it's going to be redone for the US! Look for Will Smith to star in this flick.
-The Karate Kid STOP! Please dont. Do NOT make Jackie Chan Mr. Miagi. Oh! Dammit. you are. Shit balls.
-Tomb Raider Redux. I have no idea about this one. let's chalk it up to the 'maybe' pile.
-Transformers 3 of course! why not. both transformers movies are of the highest grossing films of all times. the first one was good. the second one was super fucking cheesy, but... Meghan Fox.... is a vixen. I'n not going to lie.... those Ass shots Bay had of her.... i definitely came a little early for her. 3rd installment... umm... unless it's going to be the Dino-bots or Omicron.... I'm not interested.
-Fantastic Four WOW! Someone realized Jessica Alba was a TERRIBLE choice for this Marvel Icon. Reed wasn't a bad choice... but the films were slightly campy. Chris Evans as Johnny Storm. BEST DECISION!
-Deadpool oh god! please dont make it the same Deadpool that destroyed the Wolverine Film. Who directed that? That was God-Awful. Ryan Reynolds says there's no way it's going to be the same Deadpool. At least HE is still going to play Deadpool. He's the perfect fit. MY Next choice- Dane Cook.... but not athletic enough. I envy Reynolds. Maybe ENVY isn't the right word. I worship him for his good looks, his charm, his wit, and his woman. OW OW!
-Wolverine 2 OH GOD! They should just call it WOLVERINE 5! all the X-men movies were practically ALL about him! I mean... in the Comics... I LOVE Wolverine. But.... dont make me puke over another Wolverine movie disaster. unless you can make it better than the 2nd x-men movie... I will literally throw poop at you.
-Clash of the Titans YAYY!!! Another Classic coming to life from stop-motion claymation and being reborn into CGI. This is truly a gift from the gods!
-Robo-Cop No Fucking Way! Fuck yeah I'll go see this! just for nostalgia purposes.
-Conan after Arnold freed himself and destroyed an immortal snake king, and after he conquered the known lands of where ever the fuck he ruled.... Now comes a new movie not even starring him. Is it a sequel? is it a prequel? is it a REBOOT? give me an answer so i can sleep at night!
-Poke'mon Rumor has it (and so far it is just a rumor) Poke'mon will be going live action and in CGI. It's almost 15 years old in Japan.... and it's 11 or 12 years old in the US. It might be time for a Live movie. Stick to the original script though.
-Metroid another rumor has it the Seamus will be on the big screen. Hottest space chick ever.
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer Woah woah woah. the original movie that started the series and starred Kristy Swanson, that dude from 90210 that played Pike (luke perry), and Paul Reubens, is going to be re-done!? Joss Whedon. How the hell did you approve of this!? That was classic! That was the original. Sarah Michelle Gellar can EAT IT! screw the TV series! The original movie was IT. and now there's going to be.... oh no. No no no. No thank you. This is one of those films you just dont fuck with. I'll wait 'til it's a rental video.
-Batman Begins 3 clearly the tentative title. Originally slated to have the JOKER as the main character in this 3rd installment with christian bale, after Heath Ledger's untimely death... the Joker may be put on hold. Lots of villains to choose from. None as amazing as Heath Ledger's Joker. Who do you think should be the villain in Batman Begins 3 (aka Batman 7) (aka Batman 8 .... including the original batman movie from the 60s)
-Superman Returns 2 ummm scratch that. Superman Returns may not have ever happened. let's see what would take place if he did NOT have a bastard child between Superman 2 and Superman returns.
-Ghost Rider 2 OH HOLY HELL!!!! If you're making a number 2 of THIS... then PLEASE make a DARE DEVIL sequel so we can all be tortured because of the hell you are causing on earth. sorry Nick. It sucked.
-Harry Potter 6 cant wait! looks like from the previews they took a lot of liberties. Uh oh. i might punch someone in the face if they screwed it up. At least they cant screw it up as badly as the ERAGON movie. That barely followed the plot of the book! the dragon looked STUPID. I'm sorry... I'm supposed to be talking about Harry. ummm... yeah. Emma Watson. she's grown up. smile
-Harry Potter 7.1 & 7.2 breaking the last book up into 2 parts= smart idea. shouldve been doing it all along. Same goes for the LOTR trilogy. the books are too long to make into 1 film. they deserve 2 films each. whatever. good luck HP.
-The Hobbit oh good lord. what do you know... the shortest of the books from Lord of the Rings... the freaking ENTRY book... the start of it all is being made into 2 parts. told ya. should've been doing that all along.
-Where the Wild Things Are okay... this is a.... what?... 8 minute read? it takes 8 minutes to read the entire book and they're making it into a 1.5hour film?!?! I'd like to see that happen. ...No really. I plan on going to see it. The Arcade Fire and David Bowie did the theme for this. that in itself is worth the $10. the song is almost as long as the film itself. so really... you're going to see some visual effects to a really great song. Just like in Mr. Holland's Opus!
-Iron Man 2 i just peed my pants. However... umm... Don Cheadle??? nahhhh.
-Bourne 4 i just hope i dont get as dizzy as i did in Ultimatum. I love Julia.
-Narnia 3 okay... so i must admit... i never read the books... and i'm not sure in what order the story goes in... but i heard that they totally fucked up the story line. that upsets me. Now there's a KING Caspian in his 30s or 50s and the youngest sister is going to sail on ship with him??? WTF? get the fuck out of here. Thank you for bailing out of that mess Disney! you know right when to jump ship.
-Pirates of the Carribean 4 yup. You know RIGHT when to jump ship. But this ship hasn't sunk yet. Depp is still on... can we convince Orlando Bloomin' Onion to venture elsewhere. i feel like watching him is watching him have a pity party for himself in every film. EXCEPT LotR. He's actually quite Bad Ass in that.
-New Moon Please be better than Twilight. Please be better than Twilight. Please be better..... DONT FUCK THIS ONE UP. I reallly liked those books!!!
-Wanted 2 ummm... is that possible? Angelina is Dead! there's no reason to have a 2nd.
-Spider-man 4 Sam Raimi is getting back on board to Direct this film after the 3rd one went to shit. It should be a much better watch. Tobey is coming back to reprise his role as the webslinger as Sam is planning on directing S-M 4&5 back to back. villains?? we'll have to wait and see. Lizard is a possibility.
-Venom Spider-man spin off could be intriguing. Topher will NOT Grace us with his appearance as Venom however. Thank goodness. he was too whiny and not ballsy enough. not pissed off or big enough.
-Toy Story 3 The toys have a yard sale and sell themselves. The End!
- The Last Airbender not to be confused with Cameron's Avatar. This Avatar comes straight from Nickelodeon's highly acclaimed cartoon about "a boy who can bend air w/o hair" I watched a few episodes. despite it's high moral content... it's a pretty good show. I'm kinda hooked now. If i had some $$ i'd get the box set. M.Night is directing. say what you want about him. I Love his films. He's always said he's trying to tell a story... not sell you fear.
- The Road I'm reading this book right now. it's like the mind of some scatter brained detainee.... it's all over the place... the Preview for the film looks good. Looks like it clears up the lack of consistent progressive thought the book has laid out. Viggo Mortensen. Looks skinny. Kind of looks like Christian Bale. But... not as skinny as Bale in The Machinist. Anywhoo.. this movie looks awesome. I need to finish the book before it comes out.
-Surrogates Bruce Willis robots It's gonna be good.
-Green Lantern i pray it's not crap. aren't they supposed to be filming a FLASH movie?
-Prince of Persia this movie actually makes the most sense out of ANY video games becoming films. There is sooo much history with this game!! I cannot wait to even see a Trailer of this! I have high hopes.
-Call of Duty okay. it's World War II we've seen this already. Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers inspired the damn game. Now what?!
-Castlevania YAYYY!!! oh wait. I was thinking Castle Wolfenstein. Well... this might be good. It can't be as bad as Blood Rayne, can it?
-Boondock Saints 2: All Saints' Day No Willem Dafoe, but still be to be a surefire hit. Hopefully going to theaters before going to dvd. Rocco is still in it!! ????
-2012 not much said on this. but i do love disaster movies! with the exception of Volcano. that sucked.
-Day Walkers Sam Neil, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe....... Vampires Rule. Humans...... drool in farms until they die. looks sick!!
-I love you, Beth Cooper looks cute. looks humorous. I'll give it a try. came out today... i might go see it tomorrow. smile
-District 9 does ANYONE know anything about this. I saw one preview... and then i haven't seen anything since.... mainly because i keep forgetting to actually go look online for it. it's probably another Cloverfield. i'll see it for 6 bucks.



What i want to know is... when the hell is there going to be a JURASSIC PARK 4??!?!



well there's a whooole lot more... but... It's time for bed.
until next time.....
stay groovy Flint Michigan Tropics!

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tabby:
damn girls. damn best buy. lol

btw i love the notebook hahha.

mimesociety:
Ritzy- I have had 2 exes like that. one failed epically. And the other... well... you just read it. And are you serious? I need Jurassic Park in my life. dont be fibbing to me. I might have a stroke.


Tabby- yes. yes. and... Damn Notebook. hahahaha

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