*DISCLAIMER: The following journal entry contains some material that may be a bit too gross for some of you. Sorry, I'm on my period, I'm bitchy, and I feel icky. Oh, and I just discovered vanilla pepsi and I love it. So don't worry, I'm not crazy.*
What's worse:
1. Eating meat covered in maggotts or making out with your mom or dad?
2. Having someone puke in your mouth or pulling out every single hair on your body individually?
3. Biting off your own fingers or drinking water that poop has been soaking in for 24 hours (you don't have to actually eat/drink the poo, just the water)?
4. Vanilli pepsi or vanilla coke?
5. Taking a bath in fat that has been lyposuctioned out of people or sleeping in a bed of slugs?
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Okay, I just had to add that I FUCKING LOVE AVA! You all better go tell her you love her too cause she's the fucking S-H-I-T!!
What's worse:
1. Eating meat covered in maggotts or making out with your mom or dad?
2. Having someone puke in your mouth or pulling out every single hair on your body individually?
3. Biting off your own fingers or drinking water that poop has been soaking in for 24 hours (you don't have to actually eat/drink the poo, just the water)?
4. Vanilli pepsi or vanilla coke?
5. Taking a bath in fat that has been lyposuctioned out of people or sleeping in a bed of slugs?
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Okay, I just had to add that I FUCKING LOVE AVA! You all better go tell her you love her too cause she's the fucking S-H-I-T!!
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Milena, go to your room and don't come out until you're ready to apologize to each and every one of us.
2. damn you... I can't choose..
3. drinking da poo water
4. vanilla pepsi
5. sleeping in a bed of slugs...