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mikezoolander

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Thursday Jan 29, 2004

Jan 29, 2004
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For some reason my car decided not to start the other day but after like five minutes it just started up, so after I eliminated the battery from the equation. Today I thought I'd play Johhny Garageguy. So I open the hood, glance around and then discovered I know two things.
* Where wiper fluid goes *
* and where the dipstick for the oil is *
and I'm pretty darn sure that wiper fluid isn't the problem. So now everytime I start my car...its like playing a game of russian roulette. Its only two years old, so somethings gotta give eh?
Oh yeah! and to my pleasant surprise I guess where I parked was a birdshit dropping zone..cuz the hood was unloaded upon...oh those cute little birdies.
Well time to groom myself for work..tada. Enjoy one and all
ARRR!!!
sadie:
well their are other board games that you can try like candyland mmm that game makes hungry
Jan 29, 2004
sadie:
i'm willing to work almost anywhere except for food related
Jan 30, 2004

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