mikefailed

Everything's fine!

I'm really drunk right bow, making this a abad time topdate me by journal. my girlfriend is on vacation in europe, and has been gone for a whole month already... im losin' it.ive regressed to sitting alone in my house in the ghetto of chciago drinking jim beam and wallowing in sadness. it sucks ass. she sodoesnt come home for anothing week, and that is...
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It's Tuesday night, and I have a raccoon in my attic. i wasn't sure what to do about it, so I gave it a bowl of food. In retrospect that was probably dumb, but raccoons are just so super-cool. Anybody know a good way to rid your house of raccoons without killing them???

I'm stressed out and tired and broke. I feel like if I make it through to next week, everything is going to be ok, but I'm haunted by the realization that I felt exactly the same last week, and the week before, and I can't shake the feeling that I'll be repeating myself next Thursday. Exciting shit is happening next week though, I'm getting in...
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